Nurseferatu replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor
We had a patient named Mr. Bulalac, which in filipino is "Flower". One of my co-workers kept on referring to him as Mr. Bulbulac. Guess what, in filipino, "bulbul" is pubic hair and "bulac" is cotton....
Here's something we ca me up with at my hospital a loooong time ago -- it's not a cath specimen, but it is a sterile sample -- take a medium-sized tegaderm, place a few sterile 2x2's in the center,...
Some hospitals have programs that offer a lot of support for future nurses - in our hospital in Corpus Christi, there's a program that lets you go to school full time and in return, you work 20 hours...
Last night, one of our newer CNA's, Ana, came to me and asked me if "the patient in room 6204" was allowed to get out of bed. I said simply that no she was on bedrest. Ana then said that she had seen...
I have my 3 year RN diploma and will be starting my BSN/MSN program this summer. Unfortunately, I have been told by many colleges that a lot of my basic credits will not transfer into the BSN...