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  1. Hilarious Notes Sent Home

    cooties_are_real replied to adventure_rn's topic in School

    Thanks for

  2. Sad Day....

    cooties_are_real posted a topic in School

    Such a sad day. Woke up to the Las Vegas shooting and get to school to be told one of our freshman had passed yesterday. Overwhelmed by the senselessness of these reports. Prayers for our campus,...

  3. Homecoming ......

    cooties_are_real posted a topic in School

    and so many sore throats and upper respiratory issues. This happens every year the week of Homecoming. Little Darlings coming in not wanting to go home but feel and look like poo. This is about the...

  4. Homecoming ......

    cooties_are_real replied to cooties_are_real's topic in School

    Don't ya know everything is bigger in

  5. That teacher that is totally paranoid about lice

    cooties_are_real replied to MHDNURSE's topic in School

    Love

  6. My first time...

    cooties_are_real replied to JenTheSchoolRN's topic in School

    Great

  7. Mom already took me to the doctor, but what's your take on this?

    cooties_are_real replied to Flare's topic in School

    I tell mine all the time I was not given the gift of x-ray vision. When I first started as a school nurse if freaked me out when I realized how much Little Darlings and parents "power" (for a lack...

  8. Foreign Exchange Students.....

    cooties_are_real posted a topic in School

    and immunization records have been a nightmare!!!!! Thought one was caught up and upon further investigation, he needs more or proof he has had them. Oh, and how they date them are inconstant and...

  9. Foreign Exchange Students.....

    cooties_are_real replied to cooties_are_real's topic in School

    Thank you. I had forgotten about the "Pink Book" However, the issue wasn't with the translating of the record other than the dates. Also, some of them were not complete or I don't have the complete...

  10. C'Mon Now!

    cooties_are_real replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School

    Oh, how I have missed this thread.... Here we go!!! First day of school, 2nd period Little Darling: Do you have any salve? Me: Why? LD: (pulling up her jacket sleeve, reveals a new tattoo.)For...

  11. Where is Mr. Nurse ?

    cooties_are_real replied to Keepstanding's topic in School

    I was wondering how Old Dude was after Harvey. So much

  12. Harvey

    cooties_are_real replied to OldDude's topic in School

    Old Dude. I will be praying from my part of Texas. Yes, we are expecting TONS of rain depending on who you talk to. Trying to get things ready for the first day of school and preparing for this...

  13. Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

    cooties_are_real posted a topic in School

    I was met this morning on the way to my office by a student saying, "They need you at your office, some one is hurt." Okay..... I round the corner and there sits one of my biggest SNOWFLAKES with an...

  14. The kiddos are done, too

    cooties_are_real replied to magigal's topic in School

    Same here. Our Seniors are done and just practicing the graduation walk twice a day. The rest of the campus has a full day today and exams/exemptions Thursday and Friday. That means a skeleton student...

  15. Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

    cooties_are_real replied to cooties_are_real's topic in School

    This same SNOWFLAKE came in again to day and was literally rolling his eyes. I took all I had to not to laugh out loud. He was trying to go home. See his sister has a form a seizures where her eyes do...

  16. Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

    cooties_are_real replied to cooties_are_real's topic in School

    Oh my, Yes!!!!! And when you say something the LD have attitude. I kind of hate this time of year because of the "We're all done attitude." 5 more days. (This keeps going I may start counting...

  17. Last day?

    cooties_are_real replied to JerseyTomatoMDCrab's topic in School

    Just wanted to brag that as of the bell just ringing, I have successfully made it through 181 days of this school year!!!! Only 6 complete days

  18. C'Mon Now!

    cooties_are_real replied to OyWithThePoodles's topic in School

    So, little snowflake has lost his phone in all his dramatics this morning and you want to just jump on the "well, that's just more things that have been stolen from him." Wait have you checked the...

  19. Doctor's notes

    cooties_are_real replied to MrNurse(x2)'s topic in School

    One year we had fake dr excuses popping up, complete with a local dr. letter head. We had gotten several until someone from the dr office let us know they were fake. Never heard how they got a hold of...

  20. Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

    cooties_are_real replied to cooties_are_real's topic in School

    Oh my, yes. I had forgotten how brutal it was until I watched my first high school basketball game. And just think they do it without protective

  21. Best end of year complaint

    cooties_are_real replied to kidzcare's topic in School

    Had a student come in and as he began to start to tell us what was wrong just stopped himself, then said....."There is nothing wrong with me. I just want to go home. Will you please send me home?" My...

  22. Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

    cooties_are_real replied to cooties_are_real's topic in School

    :roflmao:

  23. Just had to Heimlich a kid

    cooties_are_real replied to MHDNURSE's topic in School

    Awesome

  24. Don't Know If This Is Good or Bad

    cooties_are_real posted a topic in School

    I had a mom of a very frequent flyer inform me today that her Little Darling is "scared" of me now and will not come see me. I don't know if scared is the right word, but I could see upset, mad or...

  25. Don't Know If This Is Good or Bad

    cooties_are_real replied to cooties_are_real's topic in School

    Well, that did not last long. Little Darling asked her 2nd block teacher if she could come see the nurse. Teacher knew we wouldn't do anything and did not send