I'm so sorry, you sound overqualified and should be flooded with job offers. I'd say try a place that has CNA training, pays you for it, and hires you afterwards. I believe the being a CNA thing is a...
Mine: People who swing the door WIDE EFFIN OPEN while you're changing someone and ask "whatcha doing" like an oversized five year old...............seriously! What do I say-lost the carkeys, REALLY...