Roy Fokker BSN, RN

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    when the day shift arrives

    I find that it's not generally a question of "which shift" but a question of "which nurse." Some nurses are just unprofessional petty little tyrants - days or nights. I once had a martinet screw up...
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    No creativity in nursing? Hah!

    Our battalion medic always had a stash on hand. His claim was that they were perfect for bullet wounds (as an initial intervention - followed by conventional bandages on top). I have a good friend who...
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    ER nurse to patient ratio

    We must work in the same ED! 4:1 is what the assignment board at work says. Reality, naturally is quite different. We work 2 RNs to a pod on the acute section of the ED and if my partner nurse has a...
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    Physical Abuse against Staff

    Threats are met with attempts to defuse, then reason. If threats persist, warnings ensue. You assault me - I will defend myself. Nothing too gung-ho or anything. Security, restraints. Done. And if...
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    Difficult access: Would you go for EJ or pedal?

    EJ/Central line depending on pt. condition. We generally don't bother with pedal sticks. If pt. venous access is horrendous enough to begin with, pedal sites are going to be less useful - especially...
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    Protonix use

    Also - how many admitted pts. are kept NPO?
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    "New grad-itis"...

    Sometimes it's not the attitude but how you come across. I'll forever be grateful to a senior co-worker that I worked with in the ED. He pulled me aside one day and explained to me that it wasn't...
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    A few questions:

    Remember, they ain't dead till they're warm and dead! God bless her! I loev me some Nurse K.Dr. Big Workups are bad enough. Worse still are Dr. BigWorkups who will just look at the CC on the...
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    Stupidest comlaint of the night award...

    But what I really want to know is: What's the nursing diagnosis on this
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    Physical Assessment - What is CSM exactly?

    CMTS - Color, Motion, Temperature, Sensation. Neurovascular checks! :)
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    Asystole "observed" for 25 seconds?

    Never seen adenosine cause a pause that long. A couple seconds at most. Its half-life is way too short to be causing that dramatic an effect.
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    It's Not MY Responsibility to Get YOU Home...

    I gave a cab voucher to a pt. last week - he was here to be seen because he was mugged (hence no wallet/cash) and had the crap kicked outta him. I didn't want him to walk home, alone, by himself.One...
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    It's Not MY Responsibility to Get YOU Home...

    As I'm fond of saying: "You don't go to Walmart or TGIF and then expect 'em to get you home; do you?" - Roy PS: What cab vouchers I have are reserved for the living-all-alone-by-herself 89 year old...
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    No, apparently you don't know it all!

    My big peeve "know it alls" is with unlicensed care givers who talk to patients about their lab results, their condition, procedures, diagnoses, disease processes etc! And no, I'm not talking about...
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    How Often?

    I used to be on here a lot (I think at one point I was making over 10+ posts/day). Then I went through a period. Kinda 'dropped off the face of the board'. Now I'm slowly inching back. We'll see...
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    I Feel Like The Most Incompetent Nurse Ever!

    Percedex isn't a paralytic. Might be more comparable to Versed or Etomidate. Sedation doesn't equal paralysis. OP: If it makes you feel any better, read through this thread, starting here (my story!...
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    This is making me nervous

    Same here. There has to be atleast two "BLS" (assuming non-monitored unit. If monitored pt. at least one the staff members has to be ACLS/PALS certified) trained personnel at ALL times. When one of...
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    what percentage of your job involves poop?

    OP:: like others have mentioned, it depends. It's a little un predicatable in the ED. 20% sounds about right - but beware! Sometimes, all it takes is one patient [it's usually my drug overdose...
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    Is this backwards or is it just me?

    No, it's not backwards. But it's hard to make your case against the magic words "because of the recent economic downturn and reduced revenue..." But just like every "temporary tax" or "limited...
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    Phrase of the Night

    Nope. I think last weekend was just a tad more "unusual" too... Have fun on
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    Tattoos and nursing

    I just found it interesting that amongst all the women in that list, the only woman who has my respect is Ms. Patricia Horoho.The rest are either lying politicians (who don't give a **** about guttin'...
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    Tattoos and nursing

    To the OP: Pay no heed to the doomsayers. Be discreet. Cover your tattoo. Wear sensible clothing. There's a German saying that says: "Arbeit ist arbeit und Schnapps ist Schnapps" (Work means work and...
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    At what point are employers asking TMI?

    At the risk of continuing a tangential argument: And if it'd stopped right there, I might have been ok with it. A. Don't know what forms you filled out - mine asked a lot more than just that.B....
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    At what point are employers asking TMI?

    *wry smile* Now how many of you folks answering this thread had a similar reaction to your "census forms" ?? Heck, how many folks on this thread even considered those forms "invasive" and/or...
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    Advice to the LTC nurse...

    I genuinely hope it doesn't. While it's no secret that plenty of ED nurses (including me ) and EMS face frustration with LTC staff - I'm always inclined to give 'em the benefit of doubt. I've never...