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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Well that shift sucked. Patient okay,
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    Certified nursing assistants not welcome!

    ixchel replied to Barbie8808's topic in Medical Assistant, CNA/MA

    Today's word of the day is sanctimonious. Barbie, I reserve the right to believe anything I want is funny, as do you. Humor, when shared at appropriate times, does not reflect on ones professionalism....
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    Certified nursing assistants not welcome!

    ixchel replied to Barbie8808's topic in Medical Assistant, CNA/MA

    Barbie: You need to relearn adverbs. You are taking things personally, not personal. You mean things literally, not literal. Proper grammar distinguishes you as a
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    I'm a sexless nurse

    ixchel replied to nursingaround1's topic in General Nursing

    You can't post that minus the
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    Certified nursing assistants not welcome!

    ixchel replied to Barbie8808's topic in Medical Assistant, CNA/MA

    My condolences for commenting in agreement with your
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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Rose_queen, that gomer blog article is
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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Let me save you the $250. Your grandma has changed lately. You feel outcast and demonized by your family. You and your brother have grown apart. I prescribe a nice Saturday night filled with friends,...
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    Certified nursing assistants not welcome!

    ixchel replied to Barbie8808's topic in Medical Assistant, CNA/MA

    This is your most logical, accurate post in this
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    No, this one was just bad. Nothing
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    I envy my dog's ability to produce giant, soft poo every single day, sometimes
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    And now, to continue my self-gratifying need to post through photo- and videographic expression, I present to you "the way that terrible threads die", as interpreted by late 70s-fabulous...
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Because my dog is a two-year old ass hole who eats all of my
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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Oh! Something else I learned! First, my list making skills suck, apparently. But what I just remembered (prompted by the eating after midnight question) - if I go to bed with a full stomach, I have...
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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    KICK! I will KICK your
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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    You've had a very complicated week. Hugs, friend. Hope you get some
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    ixchel replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Recreational therapist? Is that someone who makes sure you're functioning at the highest level of recreational activities possible? I think I'd like one of
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    What's the difference?? $$

    ixchel replied to bmurphy18's topic in Texas Nursing

    At least yours was easily translated. I have no idea what the OP
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    Certified nursing assistants not welcome!

    ixchel replied to Barbie8808's topic in Medical Assistant, CNA/MA

    Was that recently? I only ask because EBP leans toward using the smaller gauge necessary to do the job. So in the expectation of an average birth, it's not likely you'd need larger than 22 or 20 (if...
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Until the first time you're taking her to the vet because she ate a shoe. Enjoy the calm while you
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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Fridge temps! OMG! I'm feeling you on the inexperience front. We almost always have a CN on the floor, so it's rare when it happens, but multiple times lately I've realized that, holy crap, I'm the...
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    I really have an uncontrollable need to kiss that little puppy in the middle's nose. I love dog
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Well, see, I try to be all like - But, you know how it is..... So it really goes more like - And all the innocent are
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    My doggy's toes are like fingers when she holds whatever she is
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    8/22 What I learned this week....

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    Look. You make me angry enough, I need to maim the
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    (8/29) This week, I have learned......

    ixchel replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    And omg if you're going to get stuck on YouTube, find