Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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  1. Unbelievable !!

    Turd Ferguson replied to NurseLoveJoy88's topic in General Nursing

    Watering plastic plants... Getting a bucket of sterile

  2. BSN Now or ADN Later?

    Turd Ferguson replied to walktheline's topic in General Nursing

    If you have the $$ for it, definitely go BSN. They will take about the same amount of time from start to

  3. Plasma and Rh factor compatability

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in General Nursing

    Thankyou both for helping me clear this

  4. Infection control catch phrase to remind healthcare providers to wash their hands.

    Turd Ferguson replied to taclobanon's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    I've seen posters all over hospitals that have "WASH NOW" written in big block

  5. Relocating to Raleigh,NC ***Need Info on Jobs, School, & Homes***

    Turd Ferguson replied to FocusRN's topic in North Carolina Nursing

    If you've got $$$$$ look at Cary, Apex, Briar Creek, and inner-beltline

  6. Unbelievable !!

    Turd Ferguson replied to NurseLoveJoy88's topic in General Nursing

    :smackingf

  7. Male Nurses that lift weights and stay fit

    Turd Ferguson replied to S-Rank's topic in Male Nursing Students

    Yes. I don't focus a lot on lifting... I'm already big enough, don't really want to bulk up any more. I bought a roadbike this last year and love riding, I also swim laps when the weather is...

  8. Job offers while still in school

    Turd Ferguson replied to jam752's topic in General Nursing

    They didn't target me, I targeted them. Didn't currently work at the facility. I had never even been in the doors there before. Class rank shouldn't matter, although they might consider your GPA if...

  9. What do you always have in your scrub pockets?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Lilbit's topic in General Students

    One chest pocket (pen pocket) on the top, two regular hip pockets and two cargo pockets on the pants. Pen pocket carries black ink pen, red ink pen, sharpie, penlight, highlighter. Right hip pocket...

  10. letters of recommendations

    Turd Ferguson replied to mstacyi's topic in General Nursing

    Shouldn't be a problem assuming you're in good standing with your nursing school/clinical instructors. I'd go ahead and ask for letters of recommendation from as many people as you can, you'll need...

  11. Getting over a negative clinical experience a year and a half ago

    Turd Ferguson replied to rumwynnieRN's topic in General Nursing

    Agreed... in school we did "shadow charting" where we essentially did all of the necessary RN assessments and charting, but the patient's primary RN also charted all they needed to because it is still...

  12. Hats, err, caps off to those of you...

    Turd Ferguson replied to Purple_Scrubs's topic in General Nursing

    I wore white scrubs to my

  13. passed or failed may 18, 2011

    Turd Ferguson replied to gracey grace's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Half an hour... good gawd you were on a

  14. Getting into Nursing School: The most stressful time of my life.

    Turd Ferguson replied to Striving2BG8's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    If getting in is the most stressful thing ever... well... just wait, you'll see! Good luck, it's a hell of a ride but worth every

  15. Are you a sensitive person too?

    Turd Ferguson replied to glutton4punishment's topic in General Nursing

    I am the opposite. I haven't cried in over a decade. I see nothing wrong with anybody crying, it's just not my thing. However, I'm in a great mood 95% of the time and I always see the "silver lining"...

  16. Mean Doctors....

    Turd Ferguson replied to mnrb_mdn's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    So that's what MD means....

  17. how did you celebrate?

    Turd Ferguson replied to mstacyi's topic in General Students

    Take a few days and celebrate however you want, but remember to get back to the grind studying for

  18. How do you guys feel about shadowing?

    Turd Ferguson replied to FutureNurseKaturah's topic in General Nursing

    Does your high school have an Occupational Health class? Mine allowed me to complete a 100 hour internship at a local hospital where I got to shadow the entire spectrum of acute care (MD's, PA's,...

  19. An open letter to the ER triage nurse

    Turd Ferguson replied to laurasc's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Fix that one little grammatical error and send that bad boy somewhere to be published publicly. Your letter is well written, your methods are well thought out, and you have every right to expose this...

  20. Let's give nurses a break: How do the rest of the staff dress?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Florence NightinFAIL's topic in General Nursing

    I've seen women wearing a pants-suit, which is very professional. However, the extremely lowcut top underneath the suit changes

  21. Nclex RN June 2011 lets study together.

    Turd Ferguson replied to Gold2010's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Scheduled for June 5th... I feel good but the butterflies are alive and well I'm doing Saunders Comprehensive Review CD questions for content review, Kaplan online course and qbank questions for...

  22. Time to call a duck a duck, part II

    Turd Ferguson replied to eriksoln's topic in General Nursing

    Well written with some very insightful observations. Thankyou for the food for

  23. What Is It About The Number "Ten" and Dosage Errors?

    Turd Ferguson replied to DoGoodThenGo's topic in General Nursing

    The metric system operates on the power of ten, and when calculating dosages based on mg/mL it's very easy to misplace a decimal (provider, secretary, pharmacy, nurse- that's at least 4 people that...

  24. LPN exam in NC

    Turd Ferguson replied to 67chevelle's topic in General Nursing

    I don't know what to tell you... welcome to nursing

  25. LPN exam in NC

    Turd Ferguson replied to 67chevelle's topic in General Nursing

    In our school, any exam questions that over 50% of the class missed are evaluated by the instructors. Nursing questions are unlike any other questions asked on tests, sometimes the questions are...