Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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  1. Nursing diagnosis: breathing

    Turd Ferguson replied to xxiangel's topic in General Students

    I would consider Impaired Gas Exchange as my first dx, also look at Ineffective Tissue Perfusion (r/t anemia) to fit somewhere in there. Ineffective breathing pattern can probably be incorporated into...

  2. lost meds help?

    Turd Ferguson replied to kenpochic's topic in General Nursing

    Whew... of course materials management and cost effectiveness is an issue, but there are so many other things that come to mind before the monetary value of a

  3. Residents who are constantly on the call bell... help!

    Turd Ferguson replied to rainbowsandsunshine's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    Make sure you cut off the power before you cut the call bell cord with your scissors, and try to make it

  4. Nursing diagnosis: breathing

    Turd Ferguson replied to xxiangel's topic in General Students

    Different... what is the chief complaint and pertinent information of the patient? The first dx looks ok to me, the second one is missing the

  5. lost meds help?

    Turd Ferguson replied to kenpochic's topic in General Nursing

    You're kidding, right? I hope there's some sarcasm here that I didn't pick up on... (I got it in the second

  6. lost meds help?

    Turd Ferguson replied to kenpochic's topic in General Nursing

    Scary- I did it twice... the first and last time!

  7. How does quitting without notice really look?

    Turd Ferguson replied to inProgress's topic in General Nursing

    Forget the whole doctor's note thing... let's not make a joke of what nurses do for a living- there are truly sick people that need to be seen by doctor's (check out the thread about ER nurses saying...

  8. What is up with these Sickle Cell Patients?!

    Turd Ferguson replied to BrandNewbieNurse's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Looking back on my original comment I now realize it can seem that I was being quite blunt- that was not my intention. I meant just what I said, the patient's are dealing with chronic pain, and pain...

  9. i'm a dumb nurse

    Turd Ferguson replied to julaybeeba20's topic in General Nursing

    *crickets*

  10. Can someone explain how a study group is at all effective?

    Turd Ferguson replied to bhanson's topic in General Students

    YES!

  11. What is up with these Sickle Cell Patients?!

    Turd Ferguson replied to BrandNewbieNurse's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    They have chronic unrelieved pain... how would you

  12. One Born Every Minute

    Turd Ferguson replied to adpiRN's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Wait, is this show really real? Or is it "The Bachelor" real... I seen the commercial- when that dude drops the camera on the baby I crack

  13. Worried about icy falls tomorrow morning

    Turd Ferguson replied to GeauxNursing's topic in General Nursing

    That

  14. bodily fluid exposure question

    Turd Ferguson replied to evolvingrn's topic in General Nursing

    I would definitely want the follow up

  15. Volunteer/ Work in Africa

    Turd Ferguson replied to Gypsydoll's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    Church programs are the way to

  16. ER terminology

    Turd Ferguson replied to EmLa's topic in Emergency

    I thought you were gonna ask about "egg mcmuffins" and

  17. Question about violating HIPAA

    Turd Ferguson replied to bmille's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    Nothing unusual, I've seen it happen to our instructors a time or two! As far as I understand it, a HIPAA violation occurs only when you release patient identification information (name, DOB, SS#,...

  18. I'm so nervous!!!

    Turd Ferguson replied to raindrop's topic in General Nursing

    I know of a few universities that are no longer accepting applications for MSN at the moment because they are transferring their MSN programs (NP, CRNA, Education) to PhD programs I'd do some...

  19. Should I quit nursing school...?

    Turd Ferguson replied to jfisher23's topic in General Nursing

    I've got to disagree with you Onaclearday Nursing is anything but a dead end Hospital nursing however, can easily be a dead

  20. Pressure sore care

    Turd Ferguson replied to mihualalei's topic in General Nursing

    duct tape

  21. MEN IN NURSING

    Turd Ferguson replied to Cherry29's topic in Male Nursing Students

    48 females and me For the most part I'm liked, and even preferred by hospital staff. However, there are a few sour sally's that don't try to hide their opinions of what nursing should be. I handle it...

  22. ADN + Bachelor's in Relevant Field

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in First Year After Licensure

    That's what I was afraid of... Like you I had a feeling I would be at a slight disadvantage, but was hoping it wouldn't be very significant. I really hope I can get some interviews instead of being...

  23. Should I quit nursing school...?

    Turd Ferguson replied to jfisher23's topic in General Nursing

    If it's your calling then keep on going, don't let the economy detract from what you feel you were meant to do. Also look places other than hospitals, you can go a million different directions with...

  24. Risk for bleeding nsg dx help...

    Turd Ferguson replied to Sapphirestarr's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    I don't see "risk for bleeding" in my NANDA book either... but a few that come to mind: Risk for deficient fluid volume r/t bleeding and NPO status Risk for infection r/t her pulling at peg tube (did...

  25. ADN + Bachelor's in Relevant Field

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in First Year After Licensure

    So if me (as a new graduate) and a new graduate BSN apply for the same job, does the BSN have an advantage over me? I'm not trying to claim the two are equal, just trying to prepare myself for the...