Turd Ferguson

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  1. Questions about g tube

    Turd Ferguson replied to nursegreenbean's topic in General Nursing

    I think G tube is usually the same as PEG tube, but both are different from an NG

  2. Countdown to Pinning

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in General Students

    93

  3. *UNEMPLOYED NURSES*

    Turd Ferguson replied to bree*'s topic in Job Search, Interview, Resume

    I've done clinicals at some facilities that 80% of the nursing staff on the floor is

  4. I am truly frustrated, please help...Critical thinking Quest.

    Turd Ferguson replied to Rconectn's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    Others have said it too, but practice questions work the best for me- rationales are more valuable than the textbook (for me at least). I do probably 200-300 practice questions in preparation for each...

  5. Been asked to help in an emergency because you are a nursing student?

    Turd Ferguson replied to all4ofus's topic in General Students

    You did the right thing, keep in mind you're still a student- not yet licensed to practice and use all of those great skills you've learned! I've had people in church ask me to look at their kid's...

  6. How much do cnas get paid in new york?

    Turd Ferguson replied to thinkbe4youink's topic in New York Nursing

    I believe they're paid with either pizza or bagels, so the exchange rate is kind of skewed... However, lately they've been paid in snow- something I know nothing

  7. No handwashing equals fines?

    Turd Ferguson replied to sara42105's topic in General Nursing

    So who's going to cover for these "other workers" that are sent

  8. ADN + Bachelor's in Relevant Field

    Turd Ferguson posted a topic in First Year After Licensure

    I have a Bachelor's Degree in Biology from a State University, I will be graduating with my ADN this upcoming May. My question is will hospitals recognize me as a "BSN" even though I don't technically...

  9. How much MONEY do you make? (questionaire)

    Turd Ferguson replied to jaredsgirl's topic in General Nursing

    I'm a student, so technically I lose money Don't go into nursing because you heard you can make good money! (not accusing, just

  10. Nursing diagnosis: breathing

    Turd Ferguson replied to xxiangel's topic in General Students

    I agree with the first two, but impaired gas exchange deals with ventilation, not perfusion. It indicates that something is blocking the transfer of gases from your lungs to your blood (secretions,...

  11. CNA and Home Health in NC . . .

    Turd Ferguson replied to MMaple's topic in General Nursing

    Sounds like there is some assessment/med administration in there, both out of the scope of practice for CNA's in NC (somebody correct me if I'm wrong

  12. future of nursing

    Turd Ferguson replied to bookgirl's topic in General Nursing

    I, Turd Ferguson, am the future of nursing! Seriously though, I'll be a nurse in like six

  13. No handwashing equals fines?

    Turd Ferguson replied to sara42105's topic in General Nursing

    Seems a bit extreme- there's no doubt that handwashing is very important, but jeez... seems like the money spent on this initiative could be put towards something

  14. lost meds help?

    Turd Ferguson replied to kenpochic's topic in General Nursing

    Weird way of teaching... not sure how I would

  15. Oh no they didn't...uniform changes in florida

    Turd Ferguson replied to pearljammer's topic in General Nursing

    I think any uniform expense that is work related is tax deductible... not sure about the legality of forcing you to purchase from a certain company

  16. OK we get it STUD, you're straight

    Turd Ferguson replied to bigrigcowboy's topic in Male Nursing Students

    EPIC FIRST

  17. I need help with this question!

    Turd Ferguson replied to mrspalmeretti's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Saunders has a very SIMILAR question, not the same though The client is hospitalized for insertion of an internal cervical radiation implant. While giving care, the nurse finds the radiation implant...

  18. Care Plan - All these Nursing Dx opposite of what I want

    Turd Ferguson replied to adnrnstudent's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    Yeah, it'd be nice to make up some diagnoses.... For chemo, consider things that can be caused by nausea, not the nausea it self, such as: Imbalanced nutrition Risk for deficient fluid volume

  19. I am truly frustrated, please help...Critical thinking Quest.

    Turd Ferguson replied to Rconectn's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    How do you

  20. BS!

    Turd Ferguson replied to rngreenhorn's topic in General Students

    When your instructors hold up a hoop, jump through it And try not to kill anybody in clinicals That's about

  21. BS!

    Turd Ferguson replied to rngreenhorn's topic in General Students

    JUMP MONKEY

  22. Irritating Classmates

    Turd Ferguson replied to ImThatGuy's topic in General Students

    YESSIR! like we're supposed to be ashamed of our good grades or something (I simply stopped telling people what I made, I just tell them I

  23. Fluid/Electrolyte question

    Turd Ferguson replied to koko2002's topic in General Students

    Memorizing it is not that hard- remember that ISOTONIC refers to fluids that have a serum osmolarity of 270-300 mOsm/L Isotonics are technically NS, LR, and D5W (although D5W is not usually used to...

  24. Irritating Classmates

    Turd Ferguson replied to ImThatGuy's topic in General Students

    ImThatGuy... I thought I was the only male in my class, you must have been hiding in the corner the whole time... What kills me is when they see me getting ticked at their blabbing (there's no other...

  25. lost meds help?

    Turd Ferguson replied to kenpochic's topic in General Nursing

    ha! ****disclaimer- do not actually tell