Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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  1. Random sentences in textbooks

    Turd Ferguson replied to sairin8's topic in Nursing Humor

    Our Psych book has little sections called "Norm's Notes"... they're usually good for a laugh or a "Well, you might have seen this before, but now the good old nursing process is applied to...

  2. Top 10 Myths of the "MURSE"

    Turd Ferguson replied to mikethemurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I would spit in the face of anybody who called me a

  3. Why are patients...?

    Turd Ferguson replied to NurseOnAMotorcycle's topic in Nursing Humor

    Why are cold symptoms an

  4. It's official I give up can't find a job anywhere

    Turd Ferguson replied to mb1949's topic in General Nursing

    Did you consider

  5. Random sentences in textbooks

    Turd Ferguson replied to sairin8's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Understand that nurses do not have the power to cure anyone. They are only cheerleaders and supporters!" Box 13-8, pg 332 of Maternal Child Nursing Care (Perry et al. 4th edition) Man, that sentence...

  6. toradol vs morphine

    Turd Ferguson replied to missE's topic in General Students

    I think you were fairly close to the answer with your previous post then. Sickle cell patients require chronic analgesic therapy, and you don't want them on a narcotic (opioid) analgesic 100% of the...

  7. Really nervous about starting preceptorship, anyone else feel the same?

    Turd Ferguson replied to myty23's topic in General Students

    Don't be afraid to ask questions! Have fun and learn a

  8. toradol vs morphine

    Turd Ferguson replied to missE's topic in General Students

    You said it yourself in the original post Toradol is not a

  9. A cold-hearted manager

    Turd Ferguson replied to Poi Dog's topic in General Nursing

    Some people...

  10. Fever and Headache

    Turd Ferguson replied to springgarden's topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    Do you mean what's the difference in the medications used to treat headache and medications used to treat fever? That's about the only direction I can see this

  11. If I got to a nursing school in Durham....

    Turd Ferguson replied to weluv3's topic in North Carolina Nursing

    It'll be the same, going from Raleigh/Cary/Apex area you're going to use either 55, 64, or 40- all of which are busy

  12. If I got to a nursing school in Durham....

    Turd Ferguson replied to weluv3's topic in North Carolina Nursing

    Going from Cary to Durham at any time of the day is a nightmare... traffic traffic

  13. High School Graduate 2011. HELP!

    Turd Ferguson replied to Ugas2011's topic in North Carolina Nursing

    What type of nurse do you want to be? LPN, ADN, BSN? Where do you want to go to college- university or community college? Find out what you want to do, where you can achieve it, then contact an...

  14. Countdown to Pinning

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in General Students

    69 days! Clinicals are almost over, leaving preceptorship and a couple of tests!

  15. Favorite "Lay Terms" For Diagnoses

    Turd Ferguson replied to OleMissRN's topic in General Nursing

    "His lungs ain't makin as much air as they should be" Oh? That sounds terrible! And the family members that want to know every lab value tested, then proceed to ask what they

  16. Great metro areas to work in the U.S. Today?

    Turd Ferguson replied to PraiseMariahCarey's topic in General Nursing

    No no no, not out of the country... come out TO the country! Fields, trees, animals, long straight roads, you know everybody, you can pee in your backyard, and the only airplane noise you have to...

  17. Great metro areas to work in the U.S. Today?

    Turd Ferguson replied to PraiseMariahCarey's topic in General Nursing

    Personally, I don't see what's so great about Mariah Carey. Screw the cities, come on out to the

  18. What do you think?

    Turd Ferguson replied to cherryblossom88's topic in General Nursing

    I really hate to think that weight would ever be considered a disability. I agree with the OP, if an employee lacks the ability to do the job, then they need to be terminated. Obesity is not a...

  19. Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it!

    Turd Ferguson replied to General E. Speaking, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Yes, you did just catch me staring at your underwear... it's hard not to when you bend over and your neon-orange leopard print thong sticks 5 inches out of your scrubs. If you want your patients to...

  20. Decreased Cardiac Output dx, will you help?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Despareux's topic in General Nursing

    ^

  21. Transferring from UNCW to UNCC

    Turd Ferguson replied to cmd2870's topic in North Carolina Nursing

    Just stay away from that god-awful school on the

  22. NOT going to the pinning ceremony

    Turd Ferguson replied to CaliforniaRNnow's topic in General Students

    Depends on how your college does graduation. We have a college graduation ceremony, which is everybody in the entire college that is graduating that may, regardless of degree being obtained. Then we...

  23. NOT going to the pinning ceremony

    Turd Ferguson replied to CaliforniaRNnow's topic in General Students

    I'm the opposite- going to pinning but not going to graduation. I too have a previous degree. Why do you want to walk across a stage with a bunch of people you don't know, only to take a fake diploma...

  24. Recommended books for a working RN

    Turd Ferguson replied to ceridwenRN's topic in General Nursing

    What about continuing education

  25. I need to interview a practicing nurse..

    Turd Ferguson replied to athrun340's topic in General Nursing

    You should really try to find a nurse in their natural habitat................ at the Krispy