Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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  1. reamed out for using soft wrist restraints

    Turd Ferguson replied to newnurse012's topic in General Nursing

    I see nothing wrong with restraining a confused patient in order to maintain the integrity of their O2 status Sounds like the oncoming nurse is burnt out and would rather the patient

  2. Countdown to Pinning

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in General Students

    10 days now, but our last final is Wednesday so in 60 hours I will be

  3. Funny things patients say !

    Turd Ferguson replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    "I been vomickin and doozin all day"

  4. Tele interview Tomorrow. Need your help!

    Turd Ferguson replied to Idaho Murse's topic in General Nursing

    I wore a suit and tie (all charcoal/black/white) to my interview with HR as well as the nurse manager, both were extremely impressed that I took the effort to dress so professionally (both said they...

  5. In the spirit of recent optimism, what is your true love?

    Turd Ferguson replied to canesdukegirl's topic in General Nursing

    Not only is Jesus my (and others) first love, we are his first love as

  6. Tele interview Tomorrow. Need your help!

    Turd Ferguson replied to Idaho Murse's topic in General Nursing

    Hold a pen and paper during the interview, pretend to take notes even if you're not- this keeps you from being too fidgety with your

  7. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Turd Ferguson replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Don't swerve your car expecting that it will cause your unrestrained child to stop

  8. any nurses or nursing students who's into fitness?

    Turd Ferguson replied to liftingbob1985's topic in General Students

    bulking? just eat some fiber and that should clear right

  9. Acceptable Mens Hair Styles

    Turd Ferguson replied to stayhappy's topic in General Nursing

    I actually use it to carry around the crumbs from my last meal, you never know if you're going to have time to stop by your locker for a snack. I call it the flavor

  10. Pre-graduate Jitters

    Turd Ferguson replied to ABM1227's topic in First Year After Licensure

    You are making the transition from student nurse to new-grad nurse, and the fact that you are nervous is a good thing! It's those that aren't worried about the transition that scare me. As far as...

  11. Acceptable Mens Hair Styles

    Turd Ferguson replied to stayhappy's topic in General Nursing

    As long as its clean and professional, sure Some people joke me because I have a full beard, but I keep it trimmed fairly short and the edges cleaned up- I look more professional than 90% of the...

  12. Nurse Pinning Months Before Program is Over

    Turd Ferguson replied to pitaya's topic in General Students

    What in the world... I feel like that would take all of the joy out of your actual pinning

  13. Studying for finals is anyone else with me?

    Turd Ferguson replied to heavenbound's topic in General Students

    Last unit test Monday, first and only final on Wednesday... I've spent some time studying for the unit test but I'm mostly concentrating on studying for the BIG CHEESE!

  14. Struggle with pre-reqs, and go on to be successful??

    Turd Ferguson replied to MelissaLynn's topic in General Students

    It depends on what you consider "successful" You can skirt by your prereqs and still possibly pass nursing school, but you really do need a working knowledge of the prereq subjects in order to fully...

  15. Who pays for your pin?

    Turd Ferguson replied to pockunit's topic in General Students

    We had to pay for our own... however we could borrow one from the program for the ceremony if we didn't want to shell out

  16. OH NO! FULL MOON!

    Turd Ferguson replied to kool-aide, RN's topic in General Nursing

    prepare the

  17. Countdown to Pinning

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in General Students

    11

  18. Hiring outlook for ADN vs. BSN in your town?

    Turd Ferguson replied to sugarmagnoliaRN's topic in Texas Nursing

    If you haven't started your pre-reqs for an ADN program yet, go BSN

  19. Nursing Student with a Drug Addiction

    Turd Ferguson replied to VanessaLee13's topic in Nurses Recovery

    I don't think that advocating for all of his future patients/coworkers is cause for being labeled as a "snitch" Having said that, he will most likely encounter drug testing somewhere along the way...

  20. Nursing Diagnosis- NO MORE??

    Turd Ferguson replied to Rachey467's topic in General Students

    Well put While a couple of the nursing diagnoses can be relevant and useful (well, the interventions that accompany them are useful), the majority are useless and irrelevant. Risk for impaired tissue...

  21. Nursing Student-to-be needs some recommendations

    Turd Ferguson replied to andiems's topic in General Nursing

    Invest in a good stethoscope, anything other than a Littman is a waste of money

  22. What have other nurses done that have freaked you out?

    Turd Ferguson replied to texas_lvn's topic in General Nursing

    Yeah, they don't penetrate skin without a lot of

  23. Thoughts on PCMH (now Vidant Medical Center)

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in North Carolina Nursing

    Thanks for the info guys... things are looking good right now for me to be up there, I'm keeping my fingers

  24. Male nurses hired faster?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Chemistry Sux's topic in General Nursing

    I don't know about getting hired any faster than females... in my experience it's all about the networking you've done prior to the job search. I will say though that being a male nursing student is a...

  25. What have other nurses done that have freaked you out?

    Turd Ferguson replied to texas_lvn's topic in General Nursing

    As a student I was shadowing a fairly new nurse one day. Watched her draw up two syringes of Demerol with filter needles, then proceed to inject both syringes into the patient's buttocks via the same...