Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson

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  1. I just failed nursing school

    Turd Ferguson replied to jrsygirl's topic in General Students

    Remember, God... I mean... your school advisor loves you! They always have and will continue to love you no matter

  2. party like a nurse?!?!

    Turd Ferguson replied to gummibear's topic in Nursing Humor

    As long as it doesn't involve hypodermic

  3. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Turd Ferguson replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Not sure, last I saw the child was getting a ride on a helicopter- too bad they weren't conscious to enjoy

  4. Nurses, have you been been spit on, pushed, scratched and verbally or assaulted?

    Turd Ferguson replied to Brian's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    I have been spit on by a 3 year old who also knew a few choice 4-letter words I have yet to be assaulted by an adult, and hope it never

  5. Some advice for a new Student Nurse!!!!

    Turd Ferguson replied to PatMac10,RN's topic in General Students

    Congratulations! Here are a few quick bullet points from my experience: 1- Get organized 2- Do NOT get behind! It is a ton of work and time in clinicals- you are going to be tired, intimidated,...

  6. How do you incorporate faith into your daily nursing tasks?

    Turd Ferguson replied to orangepink's topic in Spirituality, Religion

    DavidFR- what if one of your patient's wishes was that you prayed with

  7. Which Pathophysioloy book would you want

    Turd Ferguson replied to P-medic2RN's topic in General Nursing

    I would want a computer with a satellite-internet connection. Wait... is that against the

  8. 2011 Graduate Nurses Make Some Noise

    Turd Ferguson replied to springgarden's topic in General Students

    I take my last final in 12 hours, then pinning a week from tomorrow Kaplan/moving/pre-employment stuff after that... but I don't really mind

  9. How do you incorporate faith into your daily nursing tasks?

    Turd Ferguson replied to orangepink's topic in Spirituality, Religion

    I wouldn't be happy, but I wouldn't be angry. If I didn't know about it then there's no way for me to have any sort of reaction to it... you can pray for your patients without anybody else on earth...

  10. I hope I don't offend anyone, but....

    Turd Ferguson replied to Maevish's topic in Disaster Preparation

    I am so offended

  11. Ampule Question: Does this make sense?

    Turd Ferguson replied to L&DWannabe's topic in General Nursing

    Nursing school = perfect

  12. How do you incorporate faith into your daily nursing tasks?

    Turd Ferguson replied to orangepink's topic in Spirituality, Religion

    That's a great comment and we could have a good discussion in a thread of it's own about it. Faith and science usually do not go hand in hand as they are typically (and rightfully) regarded as two...

  13. Raise your hand if you're about to graduate!!!

    Turd Ferguson replied to ambirrgrrl's topic in General Students

    YES

  14. How do you incorporate faith into your daily nursing tasks?

    Turd Ferguson replied to orangepink's topic in Spirituality, Religion

    I think you have missed the meaning of this thread; nobody is preaching, the OP is commenting that in their experience thusfar, nurses that incorporate their faith into their care are more effective....

  15. Should I follow up ?

    Turd Ferguson replied to NurseLoveJoy88's topic in General Nursing

    Don't call yet, I'd wait at least a month after submitting the application before you call inquiring it's

  16. Studying for finals is anyone else with me?

    Turd Ferguson replied to heavenbound's topic in General Students

    Last and only final tomorrow... I plan on reviewing some of the more intensive topics later today It's kind of like a victory

  17. dissecting cats

    Turd Ferguson replied to tessa45's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    We dissected plenty of cats, minks, and frogs in A&P One time a girl in my lab was cutting into her cat and noticed a large pouch she hadn't seen in any of the other cats- being curious she cut in...

  18. How do you incorporate faith into your daily nursing tasks?

    Turd Ferguson replied to orangepink's topic in Spirituality, Religion

    I break my faith down into a couple of easy bullet points, one of them being that I should live my life in such a way that it would make Jesus proud of me One of the ways I do this is through humble...

  19. Z-coil Shoes

    Turd Ferguson replied to Katie5's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    Screw shoes... let's all go for one of

  20. New Nurse Relocating: From NJ to Greenville, NC

    Turd Ferguson replied to flamengo's topic in North Carolina Nursing

    Ayden, Winterville, Farmville, Pactolus are all nice small towns within commuting distance (20-30 minutes at the most) of

  21. Nurse chatting/dating patient

    Turd Ferguson replied to springgarden's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    What everybody else has said. Taking anything beyond a therapeutic nurse-patient relationship is not professional and can only cause problems... I've seen it happen. She knows where you work, she...

  22. Senior Practicum DONE! Next stop, GRADUATION!

    Turd Ferguson replied to ~Mi Vida Loca~RN's topic in General Students

    :clpty:

  23. Z-coil Shoes

    Turd Ferguson replied to Katie5's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    I do not have a prosthetic leg, and I'd rather not look like I have

  24. Countdown to Pinning

    Turd Ferguson replied to Turd Ferguson's topic in General Students

    took our last test today, just a final remaining 9

  25. Student Nurse - Clinical skills questions - IV's

    Turd Ferguson replied to MsHomeSlice's topic in General Students

    I wouldn't put a whole lot of faith into the bold