NurseOnAMotorcycle ASN, RN

Med-Surg, Emergency, CEN

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  1. NurseOnAMotorcycle

    #!@$ I hate cancer

    :hug:
  2. You need to go to nursing school to get your RN. Should be easy for you since you can pass with just a week or so of studying, right? Good
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    New year resolution cartoon

    unfortunately, we have md spaces.. i agree with blondy2061h
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    Is this normal for new grads?

    Totally normal. You'll relax after a bit. Your dreams will return to normal. You're still in nursing school mode where you think you'll be expelled for getting a fingerstick a half hour too early....
  5. I get a lot of MDs, RNs, PAs as patients. Most of the time they are completely cool. I actually prefer to know if they are medical so I can skip the reassuring explanations of what I'm doing to them...
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    Low Urine Output Following Suburethral sling placement

    We see a lot of TVT and suburethral sling pts. As a norm, GYN pts are very very dry. The reason is that they do the bowel prep the night before and are NPO. The water is being taken from them but not...
  7. Times a million!! .......... Did you smell that?... That! ...Smells like TROLL. Bortaz, stop posting things just to get people riled up. You've posted your disagreement with the topic, now stop...
  8. *skip if easily offended* There is a
  9. NurseOnAMotorcycle

    gift ideas for nurses I have clinical with...

    I like the thank you cards with people's names on them. Shows that you remember them as individuals.
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    Vodka tampons?!?

    My eyes started stinging and watering just reading this one..
  11. Can they even fire you for that? I'd grab a union rep to talk to if there is one. Or a nice RN with lots of seniority to talk to the NM with you about it. First year sucks then it gets better. Quit...
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    How many patients do you typically have (day/night)??

    Med-surg here. I get 5-8 pts each
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    self mutilating patients

    Take a deep breath. Then take another one. :hug: This sounds like it's really difficult assignment. Do you have a chaplain or a workplace employee assistance program? Get advice from psych nurses...
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    Things that make ya go, Hmmmmmmmmmm

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    How dare you!

    NM rant deleted. But you know roughly what I would have said
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    Standard Hospital Scrubs National Standard?

    One hospital in this area has color coded scrubs. RNs wear navy blue. The patients and families were still confused to they added big RN/DOCTOR/CNA, etc tags to their IDs. Our hospital skipped the...
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    do you wear those clogs?

    I wear running sneakers (Asics) with high impact
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    "You're a NURSE??"

    Ugh, asking someone's salary is completely the height of rudeness. It drives me crazy even when the nursing students ask it here. I know why they ask, but it's an uncomfortable question no matter...
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    Pressing Charges Against a Patient

    In some states it is a felony to attack a
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    How to deal with mean old men

    So far this has never failed: "Is that how your mother raised you to act?" or "I know you weren't raised to talk that
  21. NurseOnAMotorcycle

    DC'd narcotics

    Unsure how your facility works. I'm in a hospital and we can walk the narcs to pharmacy if they are piling up (usually at end of shift after report) or call pharmacy to come get them. RN and...
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    There's ONE nasty co-worker no matter where you go...

    I wish I could kudos this a million times. Had it out with one like that
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    How do you decompress/debrief?

    I had such a bad night last night. My own family are the worst crybaby patients (what did someone say recently? "I've seen sick and you're not it!") Then went to work where all but one patient was...
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    How do you decompress/debrief?

    I go home and stare at a wall for about an hour... hee
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    Ambulatory Nursing

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