GrumpyRN NP

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Retired ENP, 35+ years of experience. From Scotland.

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    Hip Comics

    Not sure that a pound is that good anymore, Pound sterling (£) not Pound weight (lb). ?? Oooooohhh! That one's a bit creepy in this day and age of political correctness. Don't worry, I love...
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    Hip Comics

    I remember them as well Stars, they made it over the Atlantic to us. Another set of comics that made it over the water. Difficult to get hold of but I saw a few of
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    Game of Groans

    Haven't posted for a while so here goes; I went to the zoo the other day, they only had one dog there. It was a Shih tzu. My psychiatrist keeps shouting that he's fallen into a well ,...
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    The Lost Checkbook

    Me as well
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    Fake 'Nurse' Killed Patients Because of Hangover

    I'm still in the UK and agree with every word David has written. As David stated, the Times used to be a respected news source. Now it is just tabloid journalism with better spelling. Tabloid...
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    Game of Groans

    Well it is coming up for the weekend again so here is another collection of groans. I am going to post this in The Best Nurse Puns thread of Nursing Humour. Maybe get more participants. I...
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    Game of Groans

    Ooooohhhh! I like that one!
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    Game of Groans

    I hope everyone had a safe and happy New Year. Time for some silliness that has nothing to do with politicians (Yours and ours). I bought a special alarm clock for politicians. It's...
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    OR set-up and generators

    Thank you for clarifying. Can't give up to date information as I have not been in a theatre (except as a patient) for a long time. When I was there I didn't notice any big machinery, everything...
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    OR set-up and generators

    Curious exactly what you mean? What kind of generators are you talking about? What kind of procedures require "generators". There are specific rules(laws) in place to prevent machinery being...
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    From sister to tissue viability

    Why do you give a flying ** what others think? Is it a step back? At worst it is a sideways step. Piss poor conditions, piss poor colleagues and poor working conditions....
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    Game of Groans

    Hello all, how are you doing? Hope the bad weather in America is not causing you too much trouble. I have put together (stolen) a few Christmas funnies. I hope you enjoy them. I have given the...
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    Band 5 to band 7 - how long??

    You are a "worker from another field," if you want to know what nursing is about then you need to become a nurse or talk to real life nurses. Where in any of this old thread is there bullying?...
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    Hospital supply chain

    Since when did hospitals value nursing
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    Diorama Comic Zone

    Very good Davey and I love the "Twighlight Zone" and "It's a Wonderful Life" references. ??? PS. Thank you for keeping me in the
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    Game of Groans

    Just remembered that America is playing in the FIFA World Cup later today against Wales and as it is in the middle east I am reminded of this; (it sounds better spoken out loud) The citizens of...
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    Game of Groans

    Good afternoon all. A miserable day in Scotland, we have had a months worth of rain in 2 days so a bit of flooding around. Never mind, let's see if I can cheer everyone up. My house...
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    Game of Groans

    Good afternoon/morning/evening all. Some more silliness, enjoy. Get free portraits of loved ones by simply reporting them for serious crimes and describing them to police sketch...
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    Game of Groans

    Hello all, hope you had a good week. I don't really work well under pressure. Or under any other circumstances for that matter. A real couple of groaners here; Q: What word is...
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    Game of Groans

    Afternoon all, after my thoughts of October 5th I sent this to the moderators; Hi moderators, I was wondering if you can help us in the Game of Groans thread. This thread was originally in...
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    Game of Groans

    Good afternoon (it is in UK) folks, I have had a thought - yes I know that is unusual and possibly dangerous but... I have noticed that there is only 4 or 5 of us on this forum, there may be...
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    Game of Groans

    We are coming into another weekend and I have found some real groaners this week. Hope you enjoy (if enjoy is the correct word) them. ??? Q; Why couldn't the lifeguard save the...
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    Game of Groans

    That is possibly one of the finest statements I have read. ?????? Just as a sidebar, have you noticed that the "thumbs up" emoji is left handed? As a chronically left handed person...
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    Game of Groans

    Hello all, it has been a while so here's some more silliness. Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each...
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    RN Jobs That Do Not Require Covid Vaccine

    A follower of jesus? Is this the same jesus who healed the sick? Mathew 8:16, 12:15, 14:14 and numerous others. So out of curiosity, why is it OK to use what was available in bronze age times but...