lpn-ny replied to NurseLoveJoy88's topic in Nursing Humor
I work in a SNF, so i get alot of LOL comments from patients. Heres a couple off the top of my head. While taking a BS on a 85yo male..."you'll squeeze my finger, but not my member, tease" From a...
When I have to change patients clothes and all their dead skin flakes go floating around me. I usually hold my breath. All ostomy's. Bad breath, B.O., and the smell that hair gets when they don't...
I work at a SNF but only part time because thats all they have available. I really like there. It's clean and it goes by the book....patients recieve excellent care by all. It's a facility through a...
Been working alot of 17 hr shifts lately due to call offs and short staff. Todays my first day off in a 3 day stretch of 2 17hr days and a 9hr day and told my boyfriend I'm exhusted and I ache all...
I am a new LPN. I work at a SNF as a charge LPN and I have 21 patient load. When I first started I loved it.I was oriented to my floor for 3 weeks so I became very familiar with the patients on my...
I work in a SNF where most of them are confused due to dementia or alzheimers. I practice creative fibbing. I recently had a patient where he was convinced that another resident had a gun and he...
I like being a nurse, I really do. What I can't stand is the mindless mountains of paperwork. It's never-ending!!! It's repetative and annoying. I understand the importance of doing paperwork....for...
I've never worked any over night shifts. I will be picking some up to make some extra cash. I was wondering what time do you go to sleep at when you start work at 11pm.
I am a charge LPN in a SNF. Each floor has 21 patients, 2 CNA's. I am in charge of 21 patients meds and treatments and everything in between. I am also in charge of the 2 CNA's on my floor. For each...
I'm nurse at a SNF. The other day I received a call from the Dr because he wanted an update on a patient. So I answered the phone, I said my name and floor...the Dr asked if he was speaking to a...
So here it goes....I start my first nursing job tomorrow and I am experiencing a cluster of mixed emotions. I am as equally terrified as I am excited. I'm excited to start my new career and experience...
All great tips. One thing I could add is something one of my nursing instructors told me while in nursing school. Her tip was go home and grab a mirror ladies and look at yourself and know where it is...