TDub

TDub MSN, EdD

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  1. Non-Nurses calling themselves a Nurse

    TDub replied to sarajasmine's topic in General Nursing

    And remember, "medical assistant" may not mean CMA. I would have felt a lot better if those two dingdongs were CMAs; they would have had medical training and supervision (and most likely wouldn't have...

  2. Non-Nurses calling themselves a Nurse

    TDub replied to sarajasmine's topic in General Nursing

    Follow up: I went back to the plastic surgeon's office and told the office manager I didn't have the time right now to sue them. However, my revenge was going to be that I took this episode and made...

  3. Non-Nurses calling themselves a Nurse

    TDub replied to sarajasmine's topic in General Nursing

    My mother had a cyst on her finger removed and afterward it looked pretty infected to me. I took her back to the office and asked the nurse, (as in "the nurse will see you now") what she thought. "Oh...

  4. He said what??

    TDub replied to OzNurse69's topic in NICU, Neonatal

    Has to be a good "hoppy" beer, not the light American bleah beer. Something to do with the grains, which would tie in with the

  5. What company do you use?

    TDub replied to Ragan's topic in Travel

    You read my mind. Share the wealth,

  6. Per Diem Nursing Agency

    TDub replied to lizzyberry's topic in General Nursing

    This is funny--I just did a search on this very topic and would have written the exact question. I need more hours at more money (and who doesn't?). I'm starting grad school in the fall and my...

  7. Non-Nurses calling themselves a Nurse

    TDub replied to sarajasmine's topic in General Nursing

    Somewhat in the same vein: Vet techs who call themselves "nurses". When you get a college degree in animal nursing, either a AD, BS, MS or a PhD and pass a nationally applied exam, have a Board of...

  8. Share Your Saying

    TDub replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Found a good one the other day: "I'm gonna do X iffn it harelips the

  9. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    TDub replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    At first I thought the aide had the BM.

  10. Share Your Saying

    TDub replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    My mom (from TN) used to say, "I bet that went over like a t*rd in a

  11. Stupid Nurse Trick... Don't try this at home... or work!

    TDub replied to TXRN02's topic in Nursing Humor

    I once called a man "Eddie" all day int he delivery room, due to the fact the pregnant lady had "Eddie" tattooed on her inner thigh. By the end of the day I realized he was getting less and less...

  12. Doctors' Hell

    TDub replied to Elvish's topic in Nursing Humor

    We wanted to strangle someone, just not

  13. Doctors' Hell

    TDub replied to Elvish's topic in Nursing Humor

    No, sorry to say. We stopped what we were doing, stood up and looked attentive. We said, "Yes, sir." My class was the last class to get caps and wear them. I personally loved the cap and still wish we...

  14. Stupid Nurse Trick... Don't try this at home... or work!

    TDub replied to TXRN02's topic in Nursing Humor

    Let's see, I have performed the following stupid nurse's tricks: * drank an entire pot of caffienated coffee while studying and spent the day on the toilet groaning instead of studying. *the next...

  15. Nursing School Bloopers

    TDub replied to Jabber964's topic in Nursing Humor

    Classy, real

  16. Doctors' Hell

    TDub replied to Elvish's topic in Nursing Humor

    i'm so old i remember when we did get them coffee and stand up when they came in the

  17. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    TDub replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hmm, I suspect my mother must believe that, because all 5 of us have "fallen" off a couch or a bed before a year old.

  18. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    TDub replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Is there some folk wisdom about falling before you are a year

  19. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    TDub replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    ala W.C. Fields: "Ah yeeees, the old pork-chop-in-the-underwear gambit, ah,

  20. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    TDub replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Wow, our nursing school allows two flunks and then you're out and can never come back. Has no one talked to this

  21. Your Favorite one liner used with patients

    TDub replied to scaredofshots's topic in Nursing Humor

    For ladies puttering along in labour: "Ok, I'm going to go our in the hall and do my 'Dilation Dance'". Then I usually do a few steps to amuse

  22. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

    TDub replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's a legit

  23. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

    TDub replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

    hee hee "bad boy" hee

  24. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

    TDub replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

    Years ago, a patient called out over the intercom/call bell system to ask if you could hear the baby cry when he was inside (i.e., before the infant was born) We stifled our giggles and started to...

  25. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    TDub replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh my goodness, that actually made me gag out loud. A