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  1. O But how does 10 years of CNA experience equal being qualified to be a LPN? 5 years, 10 years, 20 years, whatever. Being a CNA is not the same as being a LPN no matter how you look at it. Because...
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    unsafe new nurse

    As others have said, we all make mistakes, and hopefully we learn from them and become better nurses. You learned an important lesson the hard way. Shortly after getting my license, I made a nasty...
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    LPN & EMT certification

    As has been said earlier in thread, I would check with local hospital HRs and verify that they hire LPNs before making any decisions. It is possible EDs in your are hire LPNs as floor nurses..... but...
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    Man = muscle, being taken advantage of

    But if you're a lift tech, isn't that your job? Im of similar stature (avatar notwithstanding), and if my facility had a lift team, I'd expect them to do for me what they do for the 105 lbs female RN...
  5. I'm not sure what restraining students (!) and then apparently abandoning them for hours (!!) is supposed to teach. I feel like I must have misunderstood those posts or something. It certainly doesn't...
  6. I'm usually on the side that leans toward "experience trumps education", but not in this case. Anyone who sits for the NCLEX RN/PN should only be allowed to do so if they passed an accredited nursing...
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    wounds and arguments

    I sometimes have to veer slightly from the official order as it's written in the MAR if the drainage exceeds what the original order calls for. For example, if the order says to cover with 4x4 and...
  8. And, speaking of which, I wonder whatever happened to wooh (Beeker
  9. Yes, Mockery of Nursing was the original. The classic. Hasn't been a thread quite as funny
  10. Oh, I'm going to guess LTC. It it may seem counter-intuitive, but RNs and LPNs in nursing homes probably go for longer stretches without doing direct care than our counterparts in the hospital...
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    Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    I have French and Turkish on my mind, cause I'm totally into the free app Duolingo on my iPad these days. It's a really cool, free app and it's very addictive. The little bird thing keeps reminding me...
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    Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    its a French word.... forte means 'strong' in French, and is pronounced more or less like the English word 'fort'. If you want to get technical, 'forte' with an 'e' is the feminine version of the...
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    Esme Needs Your Prayers

    Add me to the scores of well-wishers across the country sending positive thoughts her way. I hope Esme knows she has so many nurses thinking of
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    The Hunger Games and Nursing

    I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go make a banger-in-the-mouth for breakfast. Or as you yanks call it, a
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    The Hunger Games and Nursing

    It's not Mrs Doubtfire, it's Mrs Featherbottom.
  16. If everything was under control when they arrived, I don't blame the EMT for wondering why an ambulance was called. But saying "But you're a nurse, you could've done this...." strikes me as...
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    Non-invasive No-Touch Temporal Thermometers?

    Don't personally have much experience with temporal thermometers, but CNAs getting notoriously unreliable temperatures with tympanic ones is part of the reason I get my own vitals. That and the...
  18. I think it's fine for someone who completed corpsman training in the military to challenge the PN boards. The key there is that they completed the training which, let's be honest, is likely more...
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    LPN & EMT certification

    Where I live having either your LPN or your EMT or both will indeed help you get a job in the ED..... but not as an EMT or as a LPN. They'll hire you as a tech for a whopping 12-13 bucks an hour. LPNs...
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    The Hunger Games and Nursing

    Nah, real​ fanfiction is much, much
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    The Hunger Games and Nursing

    The older, veteran tributes gang up and attack the pretty, young new
  22. After re-reading your second post, I noticed that both your instructor and a large contingent of your classmates seem to have some sort of issue with.... whatever the nature of this relationship is...
  23. You should have directed her to Allnurses. That'd set her straight.
  24. So, is the issue that your instructor told you to end a friendship (which they seem to believe is romantic in nature) with a fellow student? Does your school have a policy prohibiting such a...
  25. Is this an excerpt from Finnegans