enchantmentdis

enchantmentdis BSN, RN

Hospice, ONC, Tele, Med Surg, Endo/Output

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  1. As a hospice field nurse there was an 80 year old man married to a woman in her 30s. Gigantic member. His wife was a mail order bride he proudly said. Anyway. He had a catheter fetish. Yes, he had to...
  2. The hospice pt's daughter's house was dusty, cluttered, dishes in the sink, and musty sheets, stained rugs: she refused our hospital bed when i coudn't get the DME company to provide a brand new one....
  3. I saw another nurse assault a patient

    You are a mandated reporter.
  4. Hospice Admissions nurse

    Be prepared to be in constant contact with your Service Center and management. You will have an admission that you will be driving to then you will be re-routed somewhere else because the one you were...
  5. This isn't the hospice I used to know

    I have families tell me right up front, "She's not dying. We want diapers and meds. When she's gone can we keep the
  6. Vent about toiletting patients

    Actually, those "few" lazy CNAs are why you are doing lots of answering the call lights and toileting pts. Management needs to re-place the "few" lazy CNAs. I do not miss acute care for this
  7. I want to throat-punch my co-worker

    I'm just glad I do hospice and don't have to watch annoying co-workers act passive-aggressively all day. So glad to be done with acute care--10 years away, oh happy
  8. I want to throat-punch my co-worker

    Yeah. Saw movie a bazillion times. You identify with her then? Hmmmmm. Don't want to tick you off then. Just
  9. why do many MAs and CNAs call themselves nurses?

    Because you haven't blocked them
  10. why do many MAs and CNAs call themselves nurses?

    Actually, people like this CNA, I do as follows: I mention to them to consider the LVN or RN program. To that I have heard over and over, each time I ask a CNA to do this, "No way; way too much...
  11. What keeps you going as a nurse?

    I stay because I have a 19 year old daughter in college. I stayed in a career I've disliked and tried to make work since 1994 for my child's sake. It's stable employment, being an RN. Yes, the money...
  12. I like hospice case management because I am alone practically all day; driving to/from pt's homes and facilities. If a patient's condition changes I text the doctor for the orders I need. It's great....
  13. Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    We're having ground rounds in 10 mins. Where is my neurolologist? Can I have some ice crisps? Abdominal
  14. Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    Sugar for diabetes----ugh, I hate that
  15. Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    Phenobarbritol.
  16. Mispronunciations That Drive You Nuts

    What happened to the
  17. Paracenthesis at the bedside

    If the patient already has an access device in place, in hospice we as nurses are able to connect a drainage kit to it and remove 1,000 mls once per week. Any more than that is
  18. Highs and Lows in Hospice

    Not working acute care in large hospitals anymore is why I enjoy hospice work. Doing evals in hospitals, caring for pt's in facilities, and doing admits, especially in facilities are tasks that make...
  19. Can u be an rn without degree

    Some folks have become RNs without finishing their BSN --long ago, when they were able to sit the boards during senior year, pass the NCLEX, and work as RNs. Some states, but not all, allowed this....
  20. Changing to a non-nursing career?

    If I miss working as a dishwasher at The Village Inn that tells me that I picked the wrong career
  21. Changing to a non-nursing career?

    I've decided it would be great to live in a one bedroom condo and just cater for a living or work as a cook at a medium sized restaurant. This nursing is getting very old. I want very few possessions,...
  22. Changing to a non-nursing career?

    Your life sounds like absolute heaven. I would give my eye teeth to have been able to stop being a nurse in my thirties. No bills, no kids, a husband who makes good money--girl, you have it made. Do...
  23. What age of patient's are the most difficult for you?

    Awake
  24. One of the top reasons I ran from acute care when I had the
  25. I cringe at the thought of work

    I hear you. Though I have a great job now doing hospice case management, I dread going to work every single day. I'm 50 years old and have been a nurse 20 years now, and am so ready to retire. I wish...