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  1. Hearts and Entertainment | Life of a Nurse

    Not Your Nurse replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in General Nursing

    Had a rough day but this story managed to lighten my mood, thank

  2. August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    So this is your idea of "cutting down" to just one cup a

  3. August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I know there's free coffee refills for Nurses week at the Cafe but how about a little class Nurse

  4. August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I didn't know the cafe Super-Sized

  5. August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Nurse Jacob, Alert and Oriented x

  6. August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I left a commode bucket by the coffee station, I see you found

  7. August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I said your patient needs a vent, not a

  8. August 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    New rules, you have to finish that before starting your

  9. Whooooop! I got the job! :-)

    Not Your Nurse replied to niculove2013's topic in NICU, Neonatal

    Congrats!

  10. Cough Syrup - wow!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in Nurses Rock

    This is the kind of "syrup" that makes you

  11. Tips and Tricks on How to Get a Job as a New Graduate RN!

    Not Your Nurse replied to ashleyrosesf's topic in Job Search, Interview, Resume

    Thx for sharing

  12. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Did you know E. Coli had a

  13. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Can I borrow your stethoscope, mine's a total

  14. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Don't judge me I'm from the South, we take "go big or go home" to heart,

  15. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    *panting*...what do you mean its the new floor waxing

  16. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Thx for loaning me your husbands stethoscope for today but you could have mentioned he's a elephant

  17. June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I think I can even hear the tin man's heart with this

  18. May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    The breast biopsy patient didn't tell us those were

  19. May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    1. The vanilla pudding's alive, RUN!!! 2. I guess the Ensure we gave rooms 1-5 WAS expired! 3. Why Nurses shouldn't wait til the end of their shift to relieve their bladder 4. Bathroom break for...

  20. NY Methodist hospital orientation

    Not Your Nurse replied to Mehr's topic in New York Nursing

    How long is orientation at NY Methodist

  21. Can someone please give me some advice, some direction. I feel like a failure.

    Not Your Nurse replied to snazzy-jazzy's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    I would say document everything for yourself and try your best to last 1 year there (I know it sounds like a long time). If its truly unbearable and you feel like your license is at risk thats totally...

  22. Job offer time frame

    Not Your Nurse replied to dspacc's topic in Nursing Career

    Im in this boat right now, I interviewed 1 week ago....they said they'd get back to us early this week. I called them on Tuesday to show Im eager and I feel like calling tomorrow too because I dont...

  23. Pharmacology exam in New York Methodist Hospital

    Not Your Nurse replied to Khayala's topic in New York Nursing

    I recently took the exam, it wasn't bad...its about 30 something questions as someone stated before. You will have to know how to calculate and convert units of measurement (mcg to mg, oz to ml, kg to...

  24. April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    The patient had a tonsillectomy, he's been demanding strawberry ice cream...we only have

  25. April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    The patient complained of feeling cold all night especially after Nurse Jacob gave him a sponge bath...when did we hire a male