Not Your Nurse

Not Your Nurse

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  1. March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    They say time is money so I got a bunch of clocks with my first
  2. To any and all footcare nurse business owners

    what an interesting topic found this article interesting too
  3. December 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    I knew working the holiday I'd get a couple extra bucks, but this is
  4. December 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    We ran out of IV poles...I'll need to hang the normal saline up on your
  5. December 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    There's a sleigh blocking the ambulance entrance, there's no license plate but I'm guessing its
  6. December 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    In a sing-songy voice "It's beginning to look a lot like
  7. December 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Yes, I understand you've already been given an enema but you're still a Type 1 on the Bristol Stool Chart, now can you turn to your left side
  8. December 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Maybe this'll teach Santa to cut down on the milk n'
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  10. Hi, when is the winning caption
  11. 2013 Fall Article Contest

    Hi I have one more question, is there a way to see which specific articles are up for
  12. How old were you when you started nursing school?

    I was 26 when I graduated w my associates in
  13. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Heading to the office Halloween party... Ok your Andrew Dice Clay, I'm George Costanza, and who's he, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the
  14. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Guy in chair "I have needle phobia...this tattoo is the final part of my desensitization therapy" Tattoo Artist "You brought your Dr. for moral support?" Guy in chair "Actually, he's here for YOU,...
  15. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    I don't know my poop just smells different I brought some in a ziploc to show you, should I get it
  16. 2013 Fall Article Contest

    Hi, I need a little clarification, whats a Ghost story?
  17. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    According to Google I'm suffering from
  18. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Son by the time I get to sign up online for Obama care you'll be looking like this guy behind
  19. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Its been a week since the thumb wrestling competition and I still can't get it
  20. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Can some one tell the delicate genius behind me to put a TV in the waiting room, no one wants to stare at his toddlers art work for 3
  21. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    "Can you get the Dr. prescription strength tic-tacs before we
  22. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    At the plastic surgeons office... "Im here to get liposuction for my
  23. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Walter White (after a flu shot) is denied candy intended for kid patients.... " Do you know who I am, punk? I am the one who knocks! Now get me my
  24. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Hey Nurse come here, maybe you can settle this, who's better looking him or
  25. Sigma Theta Tau International membership

    I was nominated and asked for a subsidy which reduced my bill by about half. However, upon further thought and research I can't see what benefit other than adding it to my resume there is. If there...