Not Your Nurse

Not Your Nurse

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  1. Volunteering at a hospital worth it?

    Not Your Nurse replied to samrusrn's topic in General Students

    Hi, what areas in a hospital would be best to volunteer in, with hopes of getting exposure to the nurses for potential future employment? would it be

  2. June 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Can you stop calling me "the night shift twin", my name is

  3. June 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    The patient said he didn't know his plan covered "buy 1 get 1

  4. June 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Before nursing we were circus performers, you'd be surprised at the

  5. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Simulation Lab in an alternate

  6. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    8 years of college and all you can say is "listen to your

  7. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Oh come on, can you stop with the "listen to your heart"

  8. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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    My last therapist was a penlight but he wasn't too

  9. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Sometimes I feel so used, you know what I

  10. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    The Dr. lost my $300 stethoscope today, I almost went crazy when he told

  11. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Maybe I should have skipped the "Legalize It" bake

  12. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Can I borrow your pen, I got a ton of care plans to

  13. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Did you know coconut water can be used for blood

  14. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    We're young and in school so why can't we order from the kid's

  15. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    We'd like caffeine PO Q4HR PRN

  16. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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    Can you be our mock patient, we'll leave a tip this

  17. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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    We have a nursing exam tomorrow, can you make our coffee

  18. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    We're gonna need a bigger table to fit our NCLEX prep

  19. April 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Hi, are your extra cheesy french fries DASH diet

  20. March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    This is my vision board I'm trying to attract more time into my

  21. March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Nclex exam: Year 2075 "You have three minutes to complete your next challenge in critical thinking; figure out whether the standard time on each clock is AM or PM, then you must convert it to Military...

  22. March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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    It's 3PM, do You know where Your med-cart

  23. March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    ...and this is the break room, as you can see the Nurse manager wanted to make sure we kept track of time during

  24. March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Just 43,200 seconds till quit'n

  25. March 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I need to answer 300 practice Nclex questions by 4pm, I figured these would help me keep track of