Not Your Nurse

Not Your Nurse

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  1. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Wow, cool boogeyman but the costume party's
  2. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Did I mention one of the side effects of antiemetic's is
  3. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Lab called asking for the sputum culture, I'll tell'm you're in a "sticky
  4. Summer 2014 Article Contest: You Pick 4 Winners

    So happy to be in the running! Good luck to
  5. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Look at the bright side, the Dr. just ordered a sputum
  6. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Food fight on the geriatric unit, they're boycotting green jello
  7. Summer 2014 Article Contest: Win $150

    There have been so many great articles, excited to see the
  8. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Wait...where's the On
  9. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    I have a subpoena for a Ms. RoboNurse, you're getting sued for "monopolized
  10. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    ...I've a feeling we're not in Kansas
  11. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Whether Man or machine, we all need Java at some point in the
  12. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Troubleshooting won't do this time, I'm voiding your
  13. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Nurse Rosie Jetson...YOU'RE 'FIRED! I always wanted to say that
  14. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    I knew I should have gotten a Masters in Nursing
  15. September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Meet RoboNurse, the latest in Zombie Apocalypse
  16. I agree its intimidating! I had someone say that question (whats your greatest weakness) is really an assessment of the potential risk they are taking in hiring
  17. July 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Her nickname at work is "Flash
  18. July 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Im not sure, but I don't think she was suppose to drink ALL THREE 5-hour energy's in one
  19. July 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    "Bye sweetie, don't forget to bring back free enemas for
  20. July 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Those nursing shoes are so lightweight she's actually walking on
  21. July 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Wow, who knew getting a 75 on an exam would be so
  22. July 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    It's amazing how fast she can go carrying 50 pounds worth of Nursing
  23. So many people I started nursing school with didn't make it to the end for different reasons...I feel it's unfair to tell someone they aren't cut out for nursing though. In retrospect would you,...
  24. June 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    We transferred from Psych, patients thought they were hallucinating when we made
  25. June 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    Wax replicas from Jcaho, they're like scarecrows for