Not Your Nurse

Not Your Nurse has 3 years experience and specializes in Emergency.

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1. Floor nurse moving to ER? Lots of questions?

   Not Your Nurse replied to tsm007's topic in Emergency

   watch Ny Med and Real ER 911; The Bronx to get a glimpse....been an emergency nurse for

2. How I Wrote a Book and Became a Nurse Author

   Not Your Nurse replied to Nurse Beth's topic in General Nursing

   thank you so much for

3. June 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

   What?! It's the only way I could get a visiting nurse job straight out of nursing

4. June 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

   It's a "compression car"...helps with varicose veins......don't judge

5. April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

   That explains your triage note "Spasmodic cough level

6. April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

   This isn't what I had in mind when I set out to break the glass

7. April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

   Whew, he almost broke my new

8. December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

   Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

   Nurse: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... Doctor: *sigh* I should have become a

9. December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

   Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

   Guy: Wah waah wa- waah wah wa- Gal: Ok so now that I know the patients favorite color and movie, WHAT ARE THEY HERE

10. December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Guy: Honey would you like a new stethoscope for Christmas? Gal: How about ear plugs and 8 consecutive hours of sleep

11. December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Guy: Hey, did you tell your ETOH patient about his liver? Gal: Yea, he asked if an alcoholic can donate him theirs so they'd

12. Carpool to work

    Not Your Nurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    Hi all I was wondering if anyone carpools (now or in the past) to work, if so what is/was your experience like? Also does anyone know of how to find carpools... TIA

13. Brian Short News

    Not Your Nurse replied to tnbutterfly - Mary's topic in General Nursing

    My

14. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I think I'll just start wearing pink scrubs

15. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Not Your Nurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Can you help us turn a patient