Sunday, May 16, 2004. 8:13am (AEST) WA Govt urged to commit to mental health plan Australia's top mental health group warns there will be more violence in Western Australia's mental hospitals if the...
Walk raises about $40,000 for mental health alliance People with mental illness, their family members and local mental health workers were among hundreds of people who braved stormy weather yesterday...
NSW nurses mull stop work action May 16, 2004 NSW nurses will consider industrial action as early as next week if the health department goes ahead with a plan to open 1,000 more hospital beds this...
Kids on Issues: NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from...
TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time...
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the...
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
Nurses threaten action over beds plan The New South Wales Nurses Association is threatening industrial action over a State Government proposal to open 1,000 extra hospital beds over winter. The union...
A man visits his new GP and asks for a full medical. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doc told him he was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned at the ambiguity of that...
NT Government doubles nurse staffing levels - The Northern Territory Government is attempting to reduce nursing staff turnover levels at remote indigenous communities by doubling staff levels....
The Senility Prayer Grant met the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now I am older, here is what I...