For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the...
Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"....and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language....
YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE THIS... 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (not area code). 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add last 4 digits of your phone...
A young girl brings her canary to the Vetanerian, because her dear friend hasn't chirped in a few days. After a few moments, the Vet says to the young lady that the bird has passed. The young lady...
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on............................... At a recent computer expo Bill Gates reportedly...
6. You floss daily. Not to reduce plaque, but to get rid of the styrofoam particles. 7. The sleeping pills in your medicine chest are really "No-Doze". 8. You can't take a good crap on de-caf. 9....
PassionateOne replied to PassionateOne's topic in Nursing Humor
Half of the jokes I've posted are a reflection of me (men). For the record, I don't believe in bashing... It's not in my (excuse the expression) Blood! :-) Have a great evening, and thanks for the...
DID YOU KNOW? Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"....and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language....
A young girl brings her canary to the Vetanerian, because her dear friend hasn't chirped in a few days. After a few moments, the Vet says to the young lady that the bird has passed. The young lady...
Fred Dudley's Special Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose...
PassionateOne replied to gwenith's topic in Nursing Humor
I also split my appendix in half... God that's some funny stuff... :-) Fred BTW-I'm not into making fun of people. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. I think God made us all a lil' humorous...
On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament."Sir, she said, "You may...
BEAR WARNING / ADVISORY The Washington State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, and fishers to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. We advise...
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,"...
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,"...