5 MORE Signs of Coffee Addiction

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6. You floss daily.

Not to reduce plaque, but to get rid of the styrofoam particles.

7. The sleeping pills in your medicine chest are really "No-Doze".

8. You can't take a good crap on de-caf.

9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.

10. Your "commuter cup" holds a full gallon and the Arab at 7-11 is a

monthly dinner guest!

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that was great...hahahahaha!!! :rotfl:

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"Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"

not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K

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"Arab at 7-11 is a monthly dinner guest!"

not to flame...no not at all. just a heads up about cultural sensitivity. K

Half of the jokes I've posted are a reflection of me (men).

For the record, I don't believe in bashing... It's not in my (excuse the expression) Blood! :-)

Have a great evening, and thanks for the comment in keeping me Politically-balanced...

Best Regards,

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9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.

:rotfl:

WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that :rotfl:

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9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce the tremors.

:rotfl:

WOW a gyroscope!!!!! I wish I'd thought of that :rotfl:

You started the parade!

Good One!!!

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Caffine,

I would like to refer you to an addiction specialist. Can you wait a few minutes though, they're all on a coffee break.

:D

Dave

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Can you point me to the vending machine room. I'll just have a coffee and wait on them???? :rotfl:

And If I don't come back in 30min come lookin for me cause I'm lost :rotfl:

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