ICUnurse1997 MSN, APRN

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'About A Nurse' Caption Contest #1 | Nurses Month

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

All I did was tell him it wasn’t time for another dose of dilaudid. Well there goes our patient satisfaction
'About A Nurse' Caption Contest #1 | Nurses Month

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

Janet: “Jim, what did you do this time to upset the patient? “ Jim: “All I said was that he can’t have family bring in fast food every meal since he is admitted with hypertensive
Toon Caption Contest | Nurses Week

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

“Oh no sweetie, did they have you work in the COVID-19 unit
Finish the Toon!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in Disaster Preparation

“I agree the pox party was fun and all, but I’d rather go to a shingles bar next
Finish the Toon!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in Disaster Preparation

“Is anybody else getting a bad feeling that we may have misdiagnosed this rash as a Penicillin
Finish the Toon!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in Disaster Preparation

“For tonight’s pox party, we will start off by playing connect the
Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

“Look, Jim, it’s your turn to take the psych patient. I’m still having nightmares from Freddy Kruger look alike from last
Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

Cardiologist cardioverted an elderly women who had atrial fibrillation. After cardioversion she was bradycardic, hypotensive, and diaphorectic. Cardiologist said to paramedic student, “She was...
Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

Cardiologist walked into patient’s room and said, “well, you’ve had a heart attack!” He then realized he went into the wrong
Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

If I don’t get something for pain I’m leaving. I don’t care if I have to sign a paper, I’m going to leave!! (nurse secretly has AMA papers ready to sign for the past
Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

“What do you think? Should I tap that?” Realized he was referring to a pleural effusion on a chest
Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

Just received a new ICU admission and was getting patient settled in bed. Had patient turned on side getting rid of extra linen. Doctor came in to see patient and wanted to do rectal exam. Since...
Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

I told you already, when mother puts her call light on you are to drop everything you are doing and respond
Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

I pity the fool who doesn’t come fluff my pillow and bring me a warm
Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

For the last time,Bob, I’m not going in there to start your patient’s IV. You’ve been off orientation for a month now and using a lame excuse about being afraid of your patient won’t work with
Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

I need that pain medicine that starts with a “d”. Dillydad or something. Nothing else works for my
Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

Family member “I told you my 104-year-old mother was just fine when I visited her last. Yes, she feeds herself and walks with a walker. No, she’s not normally confused. She is not herself at...
Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

Nurse Bob: “Oh man, I hate working Halloween night in the emergency room. Not to mention it’s a full moon.” Nurse Sally: “No worries, Bob. You’re going to get along great with this guy in...
February 2019 Caption Contest: Win $100!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

Bob came out of hibernation only to realize that Spring is not here
February 2019 Caption Contest: Win $100!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

That moment when you are trying to go home after an exhausting 12 hour shift and your relief has not shown up. You are not sure whether you should laugh or
February 2019 Caption Contest: Win $100!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

Looks like Bob finally got away from the JCAHO surveyor that followed him all
February 2019 Caption Contest: Win $100!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

Everyone thought Fred had seen a ghost until the betadine stain on his shirt revealed that he had just inserted a foley on his morbidly obese
February 2019 Caption Contest: Win $100!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

Looks like Bob drank the entire pot of coffee
February 2019 Caption Contest: Win $100!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

Bob felt that laughter was the best medicine for his patient. That is until she laughed so hard it resulted in a colostomy
February 2019 Caption Contest: Win $100!

ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

Tommy giggles to himself as he attempts another escape from the psych

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