KitKat, you quoted the preamble, and the enumerated rights that are provided in the constitution but the fountainhead of our rights is really in the ninth admendment of the bill of rights... It is...
What we continually forget is that in this country, the government is: of the People by the People for the People We as a people must take the responsibility and decide how much of our resources...
On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient's condition. "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will...
To paraphrase Winston Churchhill, a unionized hospital is the worst kind of employment except for all those others....For example, in a unionized hospital you have a legal contract protecting you,...
call me a luddite, but the first three paragraph of this nyt article on the nursing shortage sends shivers down my spine. it portends the end of nursing as a viable career!! the physician inventor...
Joe Hill replied to kmchugh's topic in Nursing Humor
Murphy, a lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder that had been brought by the state. The jury was out for several days...
Joe Hill replied to kmchugh's topic in Nursing Humor
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two....
Joe Hill replied to kmchugh's topic in Nursing Humor
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor...
It's well known that clown fish on the coral reef have adapted to be able to survive the poisonous sea anemone's sting, which gives them a safe place to hide from predators. What isn't so well known...
Joe Hill replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor
After a really hard night a harried new resident came to our unit at 6:00am and wrote the following order: 1 member po q4 hrs Media for moderate pain or may give second in 1 hr if pain not relieved. I...
I for one will try to attend. I just want to thank you for taking a stand for our profession. Mandation is a form of slavery, economic slavery, but slavery none the less. I will see to it that all...
Monday, December 8, 2003 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,...