Seasons Greetings (after the lawyers were done)

[Joe Hill]

Monday, December 8, 2003

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our

best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially

responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,

celebration of the winter solstice holiday ( or summer soltice

in the southern hemisphere ), practiced within

the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of

your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or

traditions of others, or their choice not to practice

religious or secular traditions at all . . .

. . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the

generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due

respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose

contributions to society have helped make Australia great,

(not to imply that the US of A. is necessarily greater than any

other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color,

age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

platform, educational attainment, union or non-union affiliation,

or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It

is freely transferable with no alteration to the original

greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually

implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and

is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the

sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to

perform as expected within the usual application of good

tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance

of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,

and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or

issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

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