SchoolNurseTXstyle

SchoolNurseTXstyle

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  1. Do you ever say no to calling home?

    I do exactly the same thing! Middle school, high socioeconomic community - they all have cell phones. I am not sure if some of the moms ever even leave the parking lot after drop off. It seems like...
  2. PARENTS say the darnedest things

    LOL! I did not finish the post because I got called away to bandage a student across the hall with 1/2 drop of blood on his arm. Because of me wiping it with an antiseptic wipe and plopping a band-aid...
  3. PARENTS say the darnedest things

    1. What do you mean you cannot give my child Advil that expired 4 years ago? 2. Are you sure you do not have a big bottle of Tylenol somewhere in your clinic that you can give to my darling who was...
  4. truancy

    With 1300+ kids on my campus, there would not be enough hours in the day for me to handle truancy!! To the OP - bless your
  5. Coaches drive me crazy!

    I am at a middle school and almost daily when I am trying to get out the door, some kid from after school athletics comes in for some minor boo boo. Same before school, they are waiting for me when I...
  6. Head lice--just venting.

    Ebola ain't got nothing on lice!! Ebola was mini hysteria, lice cause mass hysteria. Just today, a parent checked her 2 (about to go to truancy court) kids out early due to the lice outbreak at my...
  7. OK- I give up.

    Ahhh, the supposed vomit. Right now, I have 4 trash cans that do not belong to me. All cleaned and sanitized but heck I forget who they belong to. None of them had more that a little "spittle" in
  8. OK- I give up.

    I call this the "let's see how much of the nurse's time I can possibly waste syndrome." So much of my day is just spent on stupid scenarios such as this. I will talk to a parent, come to a decision to...
  9. Sending kids home

    I am a middle school nurse and the calling home ill on their cell phone runs rampant here. It has gotten to the point that one of my first assessment questions is 'have you already called or texted...
  10. Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    I just had to remove a tight zip tie from a finger. Because only an RN can do that!! I guess if I was not on campus, they would have just called 911 because that is so highly skilled of a medical...
  11. Your Magic Wand

    I would use it to cure stupidity and instill some common sense into
  12. seeing students in the last 15 minutes of the day

    Sending them to me 30-45 after school is over and it is past my contracted time makes steam come out of both ears. And they do not even bother to call and see if I am still in the building, they just...
  13. forged Dr notes

    I have parents at my school even lying about their child's medical conditions. For example, a student on crutches for a "broken" hip who needed to be out of PE x 12 weeks. All I ever received was a...
  14. Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    A student came in carrying his lunch tray yesterday. "I bit my tongue." 1. That's life, everybody bites their tongue. 2. Let the kid eat their lunch first, if they still have pain after - then, send...
  15. Random Thoughts: School Nurses

    Dear Teacher, M.D. If you have already diagnosed and prescribed a treatment for your student - why are you sending them to see
  16. PreK Potty Problems!

    This thread is the reason that I will never do elementary school again!! I actually had a principal tell me that the only reason she had a nurse was to change soiled clothing for students. I told her...
  17. Things that want to make you slap people

    I had a clinic full - Diabetic in the 400's with large ketones, student with tight throat who just had Benadryl, lunchtime meds / diabetic care. A substitute wants her temp taken. I asked her to come...
  18. Parents sending kids to you before the bell

    I call the parent every time and I just have this tone in my voice that conveys to the parent how annoyed I am!!!! I feel like the more inconvenience that is caused to the parent, the better outcome...
  19. Random Thoughts: School Nurses

    3 random thoughts for today 1. If you have a concussion and you cannot make it through Spanish class, you should not go to basketball practice!!! 2. If you give your kid Nyquil instead of Dayquil -...
  20. "Emergencies" in the school

    Everything is an emergency in the school setting!!! I have been called to the gym for an "asthma attack" who was sitting calmly and chatting with the coach, called to the cafeteria for a nosebleed...
  21. Rational for Notes

    Best reason of all: MY CLINIC, MY RULES!!! Go to nursing school, pass the NCLEX, get your school nurse certification and then you can tell me how to do my
  22. Oh. My. Goodness. Things. We. Just. Love.

    Kind of like the staff member that needed an emergency BP taken during my lunch period. Yep, it was awful - 116/68. Him interrupting me on the other hand while I am trying to eat my "lunch" at 1:30 PM...
  23. New School Nurse: VENT

    This is my 9th year as a school nurse and I still feel like I fly by the seat of my pants some days. You just never know what will walk in your door. I would say about year 3 was when things really...
  24. Wheelchair use in high school

    Even if you have 2 wheelchairs. Do not set a precedence!!!!! As someone else mentioned, you will never see either one as someone will need both ALL of the time for minor silly
  25. Random Thoughts: School Nurses

    Inquiring minds want to know!!! How can a kid: 1. Rest and pick the poster on your wall for 30 minutes with out gagging. 2. Go back to class for 30 seconds. 3. make it to the bathroom and vomit nicely...