Farkinott

Farkinott RN

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  1. Revenge

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Becky was on her death bed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused...

  2. Bicaflac and potassium

    Farkinott replied to UK2USA's topic in Dialysis, Renal, Urology

    I am fairly sure you add as much as you need depending on your client's blood

  3. Battle of the sexes

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as...

  4. work makes me sick, literally :OP

    Farkinott replied to 2ndgenerationnurse's topic in General Nursing

    At the risk of sounding glib. I work in an environment where large blood exposure is a risk everyday. I and my colleagues have been "ordered" to NOT expose ourselves to blood at anytime. It is only...

  5. Patients Rights vs. overly demanding patients

    Farkinott replied to Angela Mac's topic in General Nursing

    Social workers and dietitians are like annoying little brothers that won't go away! Cheap shot I

  6. The problem with nursing on corridors!!

    Farkinott replied to Chunter's topic in International Nursing

    Seems like it is a worldwide problem. I don't work in ED but the course of m y work means I visit clients there a lot. Most times I have ended up doing procedures etc. in the corridoor. This is in...

  7. can you help me out of my blonde moment?

    Farkinott replied to Whisper's topic in International Nursing

    I used to work with an English nurse who always gae us a good chuckle when giving handover whenever she mentioned "bm". Like the US we would use that abbreviation for bowel movement. She seemed to...

  8. Hurt all over

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A bloke goes to the doctor's and when asked what his problem is points to his head and says " I hurt here", points to his left arm "I hurt here", points to his chest "I hurt here", points to his...

  9. Dialysis and medication administration

    Farkinott replied to mercyrn02's topic in Dialysis, Renal, Urology

    You MUST be walking in my

  10. IV Toradol?

    Farkinott replied to OZ88's topic in Pain Management

    sorry about the size of the font on my previous

  11. IV Toradol?

    Farkinott replied to OZ88's topic in Pain Management

    What do you mean by fusion

  12. Question regarding asthma

    Farkinott replied to Love4Me's topic in General Nursing

    The advice from Moondancer and Suzi Q is great. The most important thing is to stick to the "plan" you have decided on with your physician. Chucking a few steroids down your throat when you know an...

  13. internet at work

    Farkinott replied to allevi's topic in General Nursing

    Nurses and other health professionals in my workplace have access (once the forms are filled out) to a huge "intranet" which has links to "allowed sites". These are usually all health related and...

  14. RN bashing

    Farkinott replied to SCRN1's topic in General Nursing

    I have been on both ends. I was an enrolled nurse (like LPN I think) and have been an RN now for some time. I copped crap as an EN and cop it now as an RN. You encounter pricks wherever you go! I...

  15. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    Farkinott replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    sorry, i stuffed up the post without giving due credit. here it is again! one thing is true. you never hear women bragging about how big they

  16. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    Farkinott replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

  17. nursing diagnosis

    Farkinott replied to jax's topic in International Nursing

    I'm with you Gwenith. There is no point in wasting your breath on dodgy clients! Do what you can when you can and leave it at that.

  18. I have to be bathed by my classmate???

    Farkinott replied to Saved_by_Grace's topic in General Students

    That story is a

  19. nursing diagnosis

    Farkinott replied to jax's topic in International Nursing

    Gwenith I agree with what you are saying........................ In regard to nursing diagnoses, I believe they are a crock of the proverbial. Eg. "anxiety related to inability to breathe due to...

  20. I have to be bathed by my classmate???

    Farkinott replied to Saved_by_Grace's topic in General Students

    Where does it end? Practise PV exams next? Testicular examination? Breast examination? PR examination? ECG's with breasts exposed? Maybe trans lady partsl ultrasounds? Why not? If we are going to...

  21. First Day In The Nursing Home

    Farkinott replied to JACALA_CL's topic in Nursing Humor

    An oldy but a

  22. Funny quotes from patients

    Farkinott replied to RNtoJD's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's wicked!

  23. Hospital violence measures 'inadequate'

    Farkinott replied to nursebedlam's topic in International Nursing

    Maybe this story should be in nursing

  24. NZ Nurses ready to fight for big pay boost

    Farkinott replied to nursebedlam's topic in International Nursing

    Maybe this story should be in nursing

  25. NZ Nurses run out of patience

    Farkinott replied to nursebedlam's topic in International Nursing

    Thanx for a positive post.