breezygirl1 replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor
I had a female pt call from the bathroom. She said she was constipated and needed me to "pull" the feces sticking out of her behind because it wouldn't come out! I told her to take her time, keep...
breezygirl1 replied to PickMePlze's topic in General Nursing
I was off of orientation for only a few days when I was in charge the first weekend on a brand new unit with all new grads, including myself. The only experienced nurse on the floor was a per diem and...