My dream is to do a short term volunteer project with MEDICO, a non sectarian group in Texas that sends health professionals and students to do one or two week clinics in Honduras and Nicaragua. They...
Silkybo replied to JBizzleRN's topic in Nursing Humor
One of my faves is "Ativan, Ativan, also known as Lorezapam" sung to the tune of "Spiderman". Another is the catchline from the Offspring's Come Out and Play rephrased as "Ya gotta keep em all...
Silkybo replied to mondkmondk's topic in Nursing Humor
One of my most vivid: This was a few years ago when I was a brand new med-surg nurse. I dreamed our charge nurse let me know I was getting an admit, and the patient was already in the room. I walked...
I stepped wrong off a loose concrete step in my cousin's garage. HURT. tried to stand up, absolutely not a possibility. My immediate thought was "oh, this isn't good." Since I was on vacation visiting...
Silkybo replied to allthingsbright's topic in General Nursing
I usually replay in such a way a to be superficially polite, but make then realize how condecending they are being. Wow, thanks Nancy Nurse, for pointing out that we try and leave our patients clean...
yes, In FL we can pronounce inpatients if the death is not unexpected....always been fuzzy on how that is defined, but I've made many pronouncements, then informed MD and supervisor, never been told...
I think its the O'Jays....early 70's soul/funk band. I remember it, can sing it, not sure about the band. None of the lyrics engines I can find go back that far. I found out today I'm old enough to be...
Silkybo replied to Nurse!Nurse!Hello?'s topic in General Nursing
I've always loved the smell and taste of Fletcher's Castoria, a children's rootbeer flavoured laxative...it has a new name now, I'm not sure what. Dopamine surely does smell of sweat. Rocephin and...
Silkybo replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor
a determined patient can CHEW thru their foley tubing. Not the soft rubber of the catheter itself, the clear plastic connected to the bag. I guess it helped that she had a gold
I have several print sets, matching tops and bottoms with such motifs as strawberries, tropical fish, etc. Fortunately for me, my mom is a professional seamstress and craft coach, and we design my...
Whenever a death affects me a little bit more than average, cuz I got attached or it was sudden, I have to play Dont Fear the Reaper at cerebral hemmorage volume and sob my eyes out, and then Im...
Silkybo replied to minkajane's topic in Nursing Humor
when I was born in 1969, my dad tried to follow my mom into the delivery room. The nurse barred his way, saying "you can't go in there, you aren't sterile!" my dad replied "damn right I'm not, how do...
I have done nights for years, and have no trouble with it. However, sometimes I have to leave my vampire reality to attend an inservice or staff meeting or dentist appointment or baby shower or...
Silkybo replied to Creamsoda's topic in MICU, SICU
My best advice is get comfortable. Sit down in a chair, adjust the patient's bed, kneel on the floor, whatever you have to do so you aren't in an ackward position. If your back is hurting or you are...
I have taken care of a child with this condition. She was about 9 years old at the time and was never expected to live so long. She is lovely, articulate, and an ambassador for her condition. She has...
Lower Keys Medical Center in Key West and Fisherman's Hopital in Marathon are HMA affiliates, use contract nurses mostly for ER and ICU, some med/surg and peds. You can contact them directly via...
Hey yall...I am trying to organize a volunteer graduation trip for my ADN class for 1 yr from now. Im looking for a reputable organization to go with for 1 week to 10 days in Central/South America or...
I can't imagine wearing makeup...this is what I look like...no artificial colours. When men are expected to wear makeup everyday too, perhaps Id consider it. Until then its sexist to think I don't...
Everyone I know with fibromyalgia is A. A hypochondriac B. Clinically depressed or C. a drug seeker. I dont believe in this diagnosis. Throwing oxycontin at aches and pains is like killing mosquitos...
Everyone I know with fibromyalgia is A. A hypochondriac B. Clinically depressed or C. a drug seeker. I dont believe in this diagnosis. Throwing oxycontin at aches and pains is like killing mosquitos...
Silkybo replied to Medic946RN's topic in Emergency
I am 34 yrs old and still can't swallow pills, and neither can my 61 yr old father. I can drink an entire glass of water and the pill just tucks up against the ridge on the roof of my mouth and sits...