winsteadcm

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1. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   winsteadcm replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   I just recently had a 40 yr old, 397 lb patient. she was very nice and could get around well. the first morning I had her, she called me in to help her wash her back. when she leaned up, I saw...

2. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

   winsteadcm replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

   the ng tube thing...OWW! i grabbed my nose when i read

3. sharing the love in the critical unit

   winsteadcm replied to angelwings777's topic in Nursing Humor

   those are the best patients. and things like this give me no doubt that God exsists. we had a little old lady one day that was comfort care only and her family was at the bedside all the time. she was...

4. Pt and sexual advances

   winsteadcm replied to chenoaspirit's topic in General Nursing

   most of the time i can just ignore them. but i've gotten comfortable in my job, and now i can look at someone and tell them that they will not speak to me that way. if it continues, i go for an...

5. Funny dreams about your job as a nurse

   winsteadcm replied to mondkmondk's topic in Nursing Humor

   i just had a dream last night. i guess from replying to this thread yesterday. i was at my house getting ready for work and realized i would be late. i called the charge nurse and let her know. well...

6. a 90 year old fire cracker

   winsteadcm replied to angelwings777's topic in Nursing Humor

   i had to say thanks. that was the funniest thing i've heard all day

7. If I Murder A Co-worker, How To Hide The Body??

   winsteadcm replied to walk6miles's topic in General Nursing

   this thread wins. it's by far the best! ^that mad me laugh out

8. Would this offend you?

   winsteadcm replied to mondkmondk's topic in Nurse Disabilities

   i agree 100%. i myself would never reject a child because of illness, however if those people would, i wouldn't want them to end up with a child like that. the child probably wouldn't get the care it...

9. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   winsteadcm replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   you think that most people have enough sense not to do stupid things with fireworks but i learned otherwise 2 years ago from my ex. he ended up being a pt because we were drinking with some friends...

10. Overheard...

    winsteadcm replied to Reno1978's topic in Nursing Humor

    lol that's hilarious. and that story is the only reason i'm glad our hospital became smoke free this year. not even staff can smoke on our property

11. Overheard...

    winsteadcm replied to Reno1978's topic in Nursing Humor

    what's even harder is trying to move a pt on a stretcher or bed when the "steer" option doesn't work! working in the ECC taught me that. so whenever i get one that i know doesn't work, i make sure i...

12. Funny dreams about your job as a nurse

    winsteadcm replied to mondkmondk's topic in Nursing Humor

    gah. i'm only an assistant and i hate those dreams. i wake up freaking out because i think i've been at work for 5 hours and haven't done any vitals or anything. or i'll dream i'm so late i'm just...