Dave ARNP

Dave ARNP

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  1. Paxil

    Dave ARNP replied to RN2B4ABBY's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Can't speak for Paxil CR, but there was a study done a couple of years ago that women who took Paxil may have babies who suffered resp. issues at birth requring NICU stays. I would speak to my...

  2. Time for a new clock..?

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    I thought Charlene did a FANTASTIC job in that episode when she pulled everyone into the stock room and attempted to jog Julia's memory about who the tax man was. Whenever I remember this who...

  3. Time for a new clock..?

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'm gon put a little something together here for ya'll... What do they call Julia? The TERMINATOR. MD Terminator? Are we gettin it :) -Dave:chuckle :roll :roll :roll

  4. Time for a new clock..?

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    I beleive this is the one you're looking for. As for Julia's "Lights out in Georgia" monologue, people actually memorize it. I went to a gay bar with a couple of my friends and the folks at that...

  5. pain in the ed

    Dave ARNP replied to MAGIK GIRL's topic in Pain Management

    Yes, I WAS paying attention during pain management. I guess this sets me apart from the others who tuned out the lecture with rap music. Dave, who agree's that statement was just a little....

  6. did you ever wonder........

    Dave ARNP replied to harry Krishna's topic in Emergency

    ::puts his police badge on the desk:: Just so ya'll know, we do auditions in MY ER :) That's why security got the bonus and nurses got nothing. Dave, who has seen some really odd things in ER... and...

  7. pain in the ed

    Dave ARNP replied to MAGIK GIRL's topic in Pain Management

    Firstly, I do work in ER. I cover patients for my practice and spend a good portion of my time there. A few times a month, the MD I work with and myself are the sole providers in ER doing complete...

  8. What NOT to say to a cop!

    Dave ARNP posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village...

  9. pain in the ed

    Dave ARNP replied to MAGIK GIRL's topic in Pain Management

    Definately a thread that the Pain Management NP is going to stay out of. On a side note to Nurse Complainer. Since you dislike pain so much, have you considered dermatology nursing? -Dave, who...

  10. Time for a new clock..?

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    Bad Jnette... Bad... No, bad Dave. Cause I was picturing you doing this while wearing a trademark hat :) -Dave, packing his bags for the dog

  11. What NOT to say to a cop!

    Dave ARNP replied to Dave ARNP's topic in Nursing Humor

    WOOPsss! My bad. -Dave, who is just a baby to the

  12. Kids in Church

    Dave ARNP replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    Totally adorable!

  13. Why Men Lie....

    Dave ARNP replied to Joe Hill's topic in Nursing Humor

    Soo true

  14. A good Dentist !

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'll just be passing this along to Uncle Jim... Jim DMD :) -Dave, who thinks Jnette might just be getting this years nom for "The Bad One"

  15. Quick question -- MSN/NP programs

    Dave ARNP replied to NursePru's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Do check with the programs you're considering... But don't be convinced that you won't make it without any expeirence. I never worked as a nurse prior to starting MSN school and did just fine.

  16. Story about Dave...

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    Didn't you see the diamond I picked out for her christmas present? I've gotta get back in good :) j/j Dave, who loves how BAD ya'll think he is... and is amazed that you've figured it out so

  17. Story about Dave...

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    I've only been on this board for a few months and here ya'll know ME so WELL! I didn't know it was THAT obvious! Dave, who swears this story ISN'T about

  18. Story about Dave...

    Dave ARNP replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    And here I thought that this story was going to be about ME :) Dave, the real

  19. Meds during labor

    Dave ARNP replied to verock's topic in Ob/Gyn

    I have ordered Nubain in this high of a dose, but only in acute cases involving an injury. I've never seen it given that high on OB. While I beleive it could be done, I don't see the risks of using...

  20. Weeks pregnant and abortion?

    Dave ARNP replied to webbiedebbie's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Under no instance would I be involved in an elective abortion. I went to school to learn to HEAL my patients. Never did I take training in harm. When it comes to my moral convictions, this is harm....

  21. Christmas With Louise

    Dave ARNP replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I think my merlot just flew like she did. GREAT ONE!

  22. Luella Bobbitt

    Dave ARNP replied to Zee_RN's topic in Nursing Humor

    :D :D

  23. How To Speak About Men and Be PC

    Dave ARNP replied to FutureRN~Pookie's topic in Nursing Humor

    Erh... yea. So I'm sexually focused. I like that name better! Dave... who has also gotten horizontal

  24. Other names for drugs...

    Dave ARNP replied to FutureRN~Pookie's topic in Nursing Humor

    So this is the kinda stuff you read on your off time! Now I don't feel so bad. Dave, who will be getting a new chair now, and just gave a copy of this to Doc.

  25. A Blonde's Brain at work

    Dave ARNP replied to FutureRN~Pookie's topic in Nursing Humor

    Just another reason why.... Oh nevermind. You know what I'm getting at :)