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  1. THIS is what a computer is SUPPOSED to do!

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Just click on the link below and type your first name! CLICK

  2. English in Non-English Countries

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read...

  3. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    bedpan replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    This one happened yesterday and I am typing it just as it was told to me - Yesterday morning one of the gentleman residents at our nursing home told one of my fellow nurses that his doctor had been by...

  4. Websites...

    bedpan replied to FutureRN~Pookie's topic in General Nursing

    Cyberheart CardioTutorials - http://www.gwc.maricopa.edu/class/bio202/cyberheart/cardio.htm Learning Tools from Nursecom -

  5. Random onel liners

    bedpan replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    My all-time favorite stupid joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut and jelly sandwich? You either get a peanut and jelly sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks...

  6. Random onel liners

    bedpan replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Who was that comedian with the monotone and expressionless face, who used to roll off those kind of jokes, usually one liners?" That was Steven Wright A couple more of his that are my all time favs I...

  7. King Arthur and the Witch

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his...

  8. King Arthur and the Witch

    bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    lol thanks jnette - Have been busy in the ~ugh~ real

  9. English in Non-English Countries

    bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    Here is the link to a great site along these lines - Engrish.com A few more: Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Instructions for using a hotel air...

  10. mistake

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it...

  11. The Rules of Chocolate

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The Rules of Chocolate If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands - you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit -...

  12. Little Zachary

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help...

  13. Pigs

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who had five male pigs he was going to sell. After...

  14. The Hairdresser

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's...

  15. pearson quick results

    bedpan replied to katzrkool's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Another thing - I was told by our school's secretary that schools can get the test results for free - So after the 48 hours was up I called the school and she pulled it up on her computer and told me...

  16. Ouch...Ouch...and double Ouch!!!

    bedpan replied to Deb123j's topic in General Nursing

    Yep - I know what you are saying exactly - Our Hep series cost $40 apiece (we got a discount) Then after I had finished the entire series, I found out that it didn't convert and I had to do the entire...

  17. What to ask in interviews

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Career

    Only about 4 weeks before graduation!!!!! (Which is why I haven't been here in a while - School 5 days a week while working 12 hours a day every Sat. and Sun. has not left me much time!) I have...

  18. What to ask in interviews

    bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Career

    Great ideas! Thank you very

  19. Did You Know???

    bedpan replied to PassionateOne's topic in Nursing Humor

    one of my all-time favorite bits of trivia - it is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze and nope - I didn't try and lick my elbow - knew that one already

  20. Letters joke II

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Joe Bob and Bubba were sitting on the porch a rockin' away and Joe Bob turned and asked "You heard anything from your boy off at that there college lately?" "Yup, I sure did - got a letter just...

  21. So that's what those letters mean

    bedpan replied to a_crftyldy's topic in Nursing Humor

    LOL! Very good one! When I first clicked on this I thought it was an old joke I heard many moons ago - trying to remember it exactly so I can

  22. med surg reading

    bedpan replied to 3kidsmomma's topic in General Students

    As far as getting restless - you should take a short (very short!) break at least once an hour - only 5 minutes or so max - Get up and just walk around for a minute or two if nothing else Even if it...

  23. Night Shift Eating Habits

    bedpan replied to zenman's topic in General Nursing

    I think I found all that weight you lost renerian, if you want it back I would be more than happy to give it back to you My eating habits would make any Nutrition Instructor cringe - Thinking I could...

  24. new website

    bedpan posted a topic in General Nursing

    well - have had a few people who have looked over the site and no one has come back and told me it sucked too bad (yet) so I guess it is safe to post the address The Razor's Edge Thanks to everyone...

  25. If you have a minute or two . . .

    bedpan posted a topic in General Nursing

    I apologise for the double post, but I am posting this in both the general section and the student section because I would really like both Nurses and student nurses to reply if you would I have been...