muffie

muffie RN

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  1. Wiping Butt...

    muffie replied to Chicagoan's topic in General Nursing

    i don't "wipe butts" i cleanse my

  2. Bed Baths, I dread giving them.

    muffie replied to GardenDove's topic in General Nursing

    elderly pts with delicate dry skin do not need a full bed bath every day nor do i have time to do a full q day certain parts are dirty and certain parts are not when i do have time and the pt is oh so...

  3. Perfectionism

    muffie replied to orcagrrrl2003's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    and twenty years later you work with nurses who's ways are not on par with yours so you bang your head against a wall every shift perfectionism is self-defeating and truly evil the hole in my head...

  4. Name that part. Words patients use for their own anatomy.

    muffie replied to JEHORAPHA's topic in General Nursing

    i call them gaseous exchanges with the environment i am oh so eco-friendly please don't blame ozone depletion on

  5. Nurses just want everyone to have a foley!

    muffie replied to MrsWampthang's topic in General Nursing

    iv lasix 80 mg bid postop open heart female 350 lbs. 4 ft. 9 in. arthritis get that foley out

  6. Name that part. Words patients use for their own anatomy.

    muffie replied to JEHORAPHA's topic in General Nursing

    i babysat for an english family that called gaseous emissions :

  7. Anyone know Liquid Agents?

    muffie replied to lifezfunny's topic in Travel

    how ethical is your bon selling your names

  8. Passed With 75!

    muffie replied to trendz80's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    congratulations on a job well

  9. When we were younger new flegling nurses :D

    muffie replied to Silverdragon102's topic in International Nursing

    ward had a pt lounge---with ashtrays nurses smoked w the pts !!! not one pump per iv[now we do] mixing iv antibiotics never taking breaks[not now] never signing in for OT having an IV team 45 min....

  10. Wiping Butt...

    muffie replied to Chicagoan's topic in General Nursing

    i love nursing that is part of the job i enjoy helping

  11. I don't want to gag

    muffie replied to fathernurse2b's topic in General Nursing

    breathe through your mouth, wear a

  12. What should I do and is it smart?

    muffie replied to nursekatie22's topic in General Nursing

    join the float pool

  13. Wiping Butt...

    muffie replied to Chicagoan's topic in General Nursing

    could we retitle this "providing incontinent care to restore comfort and dignity to the pt"

  14. doctors vs nurses

    muffie replied to curlysin's topic in International Nursing

    i have a saying, but have never said it to a doc "i am not your wife, secretary, concubine, mistress or girlfriend" would just love to say it, someday something that just burns my tailfeathers is when...

  15. fire 4 the holidays

    muffie replied to 2lip's topic in General Nursing

    speedy recovery wished for

  16. Disturbed Energy Field? Yes or No?

    muffie replied to VickyRN's topic in Holistic

    Can I call in sick with a disturbed energy field

  17. 30 y/o paraplegic dying from decubitus ulcer...

    muffie replied to Jo Dirt's topic in Hospice, Palliative

    how

  18. Name that part. Words patients use for their own anatomy.

    muffie replied to JEHORAPHA's topic in General Nursing

    i swear i was no where near that pt

  19. Wiping Butt...

    muffie replied to Chicagoan's topic in General Nursing

    may i kindly suggest accounting or journalism

  20. You Know You're an Old(er) Nurse If . . .

    muffie replied to hollyvk's topic in General Nursing

    your mental work up to go to work begins a full 12 hours prior to your

  21. Christmas Gift for your unit from docs

    muffie replied to fetch33's topic in General Nursing

    i even pulled up a calculator on line to do the math not too smart, is i

  22. Christmas Gift for your unit from docs

    muffie replied to fetch33's topic in General Nursing

    instead of a razor blade maybe everyone just gets one

  23. Christmas Gift for your unit from docs

    muffie replied to fetch33's topic in General Nursing

    doc makes $400,000 gives 28 teabags to 50 nurses =1.78

  24. They Think I'm Working Christmas??

    muffie replied to jodyangel's topic in General Nursing

    are there no contract rules about having enough time off in between shifts ? are you unionized ? good luck keep us further

  25. What is the silliest complaint someone has ever made aboutyou?

    muffie replied to SharonH, RN's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    for being too cheery...whatever p.s. you DO NOT want to see me in a foul