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We have peppermint, spearmint, cinnamon, and wintergreen oils that people bring in to mask foul odors. A few drops in an O2 bubbler connected to air not oxygen, will help cover C-diff and GI bleed odors pretty well. The bubbler tip is cut off and no O2 tubing is used so the fragranced air comes out of the bubbler to provide scent to the whole room. We just ask the patient before doing it. We also had a family using oils on a patient. No problems until they used an oregano oil on his feet. We had numerous complaints from staff about that smell so we asked them to stop. They were gracious about it, thankfully.

Watch out for green urine. Some patients develop almost fluorescent green urine. That's all I have to add. But I agree with hypotension and triglyceride levels.

PLEASE do oral care! Vented patients need it at least every 2 hours. A/O a few times a day depending on dentition, diet, O2 use, etc. PLEASE moisturize after a bath. CHG baths are very drying and can irritate skin if not rinsed well and followed by a moisturizer. PLEASE do not get offended when I ask you to help turn a patient for a skin check before you leave. I'm not trying to accuse you of not turning our patient, I simply want to see their skin early in the shift to monitor for changes. PLEASE clean up after yourselves in all areas. Patient rooms, staff break room, nutrition rooms, med rooms, etc. And if a trash can ANYWHERE needs emptying, just do it! Lots more, but these are all from the past 2 shifts.

I ran across Detroit ER yesterday and liked it better. I enjoy NY Med but I agree that the nurses they highlight are definitely spruced up for TV. Though, they are knowledgeable and seem to be good nurses.

Right shirt pocket: 1 blue pen, 2 black pens, alcohol swabs in the smaller pocket Left shirt pocker: 1 red pen, chapstick, stick or 2 of gum, cute bandage scissors (patterned so I know they are mine) Right cargo pants pocket: spectra link phone and report sheet Left cargo pants pocket: a few saline flushes and empty 5 cc syringes Bottom right side of scrub top: hemostat with one roll of plastic and one roll of paper tape, clipped to the hem On my badge reel: locker key, small flashlight, small Sharpie

The caramel color doesn't dull whites?

It is out of line, inappropriate and borderline harassing in my hospital right now. No Mary Kay or Avon. But this pyramid travel thing. I'm sick of these, on FB and at work. But when upper management is in on it...well, let's just say it's over the top inappropriate at my hospital right now. And if you are missing work to participate in these things then you should really be able to quit nursing and sell your crap full time. Your coworkers are sick of covering for you so you can network with the other pyramid believers. I'm all for a good deal but I refuse to spend money to save money. And I don't like Kool Aid so I won't be drinking any of yours! Rant over.

We get ignored during Nurse's Week. They have "Hospital Week" later in the month to celebrate everyone. However, Respiratory, Lab, and Radiology all get stuff on their own weeks throughout the year in addition to goodies and celebrations during Hospital week. Nurses always get shafted. Especially night shifters.

Where I am, we need Affirmative Action for whites...

You did great by her! I love those rare occasions when a patient truly appreciates what a nurse has done for them. I know many patients appreciate us, but so few actually verbalize it. A "thank you" goes a long way.

It's common at my hospital to use one's 30 minute lunch break for a nap. As long as everyone knows exactly where you are going to be (locker room or break room) it is not a big deal. The buddy system makes sure you are awake 5 minutes before break ends so you don't come out all groggy. This is only acceptable with the approval of the charge nurse and is dependent on census and acuity. Otherwise, any sleepy folks are really good at getting up and helping with bed baths or supplies.

Our cath lab crew has cliquish, bratty, holier-than-thou behavior. They complain about everything from IV's in an awkward place (um, at least you have one on that 80 year old, dehydrated patient!) to patients that smell bad. Yes, cath lab nurse, I'd love to bathe this unstable STEMI patient. Nothing like the turn of death just so you prisses don't have to smell foot cheese for an hour in the cath lab. But I WILL let you borrow my wintergreen oil to use on your mask if it makes you happy. To say that cath lab is tacky in my hospital is an understatement. I'm very interested in working there, but not until about 4 of their crew are gone.

Imagine doing CPR with those butterfly wings attached to your back. What if your fairy dust drifts from your hair during a dressing change. Or how about consoling a family after the loss of a loved one while dressed as an M&M. Now imagine being the family who is receiving bad news by someone wearing a cheerleader costume. Wear holiday themed tops or coordinate colors appropriate to the day, but for goodness sake, please leave the costumes to your personal time.

You have vents and insulin gtts on a tele floor? AND confused patients? What is your patient load like? Sounds very unsafe all the way around.

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