klone MSN, RN

Nurse Leader specializing in Labor & Delivery

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  1. klone

    HELP!! Cant figure out what I wanna do!!

    I'm a little tired of your flip-flopping too, tbh. You've worked 4 jobs in 3 years. As my wise old dad once said, "Wherever you go, there you are." The one common denominator in your...
  2. There are some communities where that would literally be impossible. I was the manager of an OB unit at a hospital in a community of 15,000 people. Nearest city with a larger population than that was...
  3. Yes, only because my new supervisor was a *******. But this post wasn't really meant to be about me or my
  4. klone

    Your dream nursing job?

    Because I like animals, and I think it would be interesting to assist with surgical
  5. One of the reasons why I quit my director job after a year at a for-profit hospital (they weren't for-profit when I took the position - they were bought by a large for-profit based out of TN literally...
  6. Some specialties need that call that is totally unnecessary in other specialties. Generally, those with unpredictable censuses really need to have call shifts in order to function safely and remain in...
  7. They sure
  8. klone

    Your dream nursing job?

    Vet
  9. Are the nurses playing balls and cards with each other, or with
  10. klone

    Fake Nursing School Scammed Me

    And then risk being sued. Why the heck was this at the top? The last post before mine was from March. Sorry for bumping a zombie,
  11. Wow, I'm really surprised by your take on this. Generally I agree with the stuff you post, but I gotta say, I think you're overly harsh. FTR, this legislation applies to even nurses who "earned" their...
  12. Still hoping you'll answer my question - what were the system errors that caused/contributed to Charlene Murphey's
  13. I got ghosted once, sort of after a job offer. I was trying to get out of inpatient and was just applying everywhere. I applied at an infusion center, and had an interview that went fair. After, I...
  14. klone

    C-EFM Exam Prep Question

    Congrats!
  15. What are the system errors that caused Charlene Murphey's
  16. klone

    OB help with fetal strips

    Not exactly. A late decel is defined as a GRADUAL decrease in fetal heart rate. Gradual is defined by NICHD as at least 30 seconds from onset of decel to its nadir. With that in mind, does that...
  17. klone

    OB help with fetal strips

    First, what is the baseline? How is a variable defined? How is a late decel defined? What EFM training have you
  18. klone

    ABSN vs MSN-CNL

    I did it the long way: ADN->BSN->MSN. There was 10 years in there between my first degree and my last degree. I chose the MSN in leadership because I had decided that I wanted to see my career...
  19. I have 4 specialty certifications (RNC-OB, C-EFM, C-ONQS, IBCLC). It looks impressive (or ridiculous, depending on your viewpoint) on a resume, but mainly I did it for myself. My current employer...
  20. klone

    Procedural Consent Problems

    If they are asking you to state, by virtue of your signature, that you witnessed something you didn't actually witness, I would politely decline. "I understand that is how you do things here, but I...
  21. klone

    Procedural Consent Problems

    But there is no signature. They're doing it over the
  22. klone

    ABSN vs MSN-CNL

    Go for the ABSN. Work as an actual RN for a few years before going on for an NP. Your ideas of what you want to do may very well
  23. klone

    Procedural Consent Problems

    I'm confused. If it's all being done over the phone, and the NOK isn't actually signing anything, what exactly are YOU signing, and why can't the physician do it at the time they speak to the family...
  24. klone

    EFM certification advice

    Sounds like the OP is an WHNP, not CNM, and it's required for NSTs in clinic. Overkill and a completely unreasonable requirement, if you ask me. Even inpatient L&D RNs, who literally manage EFM...