BlueRidgeHomeRN

BlueRidgeHomeRN

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  1. Strange things found on (or in) a pt.

    resin--like the sticky stuff? or ricin--:confused:the
  2. Mr. One More Thing........LMAO

    on my old unit, we used to call these folks
  3. Do they really look down on you...

  4. Why is nursing considered a sexy career?

    best advise i ever got on cath'ing a male (from a crusty old lpn.........) grab it like you own
  5. Professional cartoons

    when setting the dress code for our home health agency, we also thought long and hard about this. we finally decided on plain white or blue scrubs for all nurses, just to maintain the professional...
  6. Why is nursing considered a sexy career?

    nursing is so sexy, because there is nothing like bathing an 87 year old set of male genitalia to get a girl "in the mood":omy: as i always tell patients "if i see anything i haven't seen before i'll...
  7. which would you rather work with male or female nurses?

    goodness, hands down i prefer to work with men! i'm sure there are rotten, nasty men in nursing somewhere, but i've never met any of them. but, i used to be in the army (long time ago when females...
  8. Clock out by 8am or get reprimanded!!!

    and from a mangement standpoint, it is necessary to provide staff with adequate coverage to meet all patient needs (and "wants") within those 8 or 12 hours! [and spare me any flames from managers and...
  9. Most silly reason for being called in the office?

    tsk-tsk, karo... no "mother theresa" award for you!!:vlin: we get paid to do this??? gosh, we are awful people!!
  10. Being a patient where you work

    i received great care in my own hospital (back in fl). the only sticky issue was visitors--i did not want to see anyone who i had not given birth to or married!!! (major abominal surgery, mso4 pca,...
  11. Clock out by 8am or get reprimanded!!!

    not a chance...it's in the regs in every state (was an occupational health nurse in a previous
  12. Documenting care provided by another nurse

    yes, 'tis! adverb--"of, via, or conveyed by
  13. Documenting care provided by another nurse

    i totally agree! i, too, have charted when a co-worker has helped with a patient of mine, when i have observed the care. if someone's nice enough to start an iv, i don't mind writing it up, exactely...
  14. Clock out by 8am or get reprimanded!!!

    there is a very simple term for this process--its called illegal. unless you are salaried, you may not lift a finger off the clock. a quick call to your state labor board will make short work of this...
  15. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    if you are a very pale tourist from the british isles visiting florida, do not spend an entire june day in a bikini by the pool without sunscreen. yes, "just" a sunburn can get you admitted to the...
  16. Archetypes in Nursing

    The Invisble Nurse: Misses at least one shift a week due to babysitter problems/car won't start/gerbil died/kid's sick/husband's sick/dog's sick/period just started. When at work, can be found in...
  17. Strange things found on (or in) a pt.

    e-e-e-e-e-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w:barf01:
  18. When nurses visit loved ones who are hospitalized...

    have to agree that it varies from person to person, but overall i'd say nurse family members are helpful, and i understand the five-million questions (i buried both my parents, and was dpoa/health...
  19. Do your eyeglasses get in the way?

    only had a problem once when a sweet lol punched me, breaking the nose-piece.... (someone forgot to mention the
  20. er visitors...a funny

    :roll:w00t::roll:roll:w00t::roll:roll lived in florida for 15 years..considered baker acting myself for a few days off in a nice, quiet
  21. Strange things found on (or in) a pt.

    that she wanted a clear view of who she was "sleeping"
  22. er visitors...a funny

    chest pain charlie: brought in by police after being found passed out in city park. after banana bag, fluids, and a ham sandwich, is being prepped for d/c when he looks out the window at freezing rain...
  23. Reasons Why YOU Won't Join A Union

  24. hey, come work for me!! we've got tons of mountains, and you and i can be not invited to tupperware parties together. speaking of small southern towns, you left out my favorite-------- "you talk...
  25. Where are you?

    lynchburg checking in here, watching the clouds roll over the peaks of otter (off the blue ridge parkway!) just a guess, but i think a lot of the nova nurses also check in on the md forum, since the...