I thought of another silly story, that actually had to do with a pt. On my old floor, we didn't have those awful phones we carry around now, so when we urgently needed to find a nurse we would page over the call light system "So-and-so, turn your light on."
One day, we paged "Sue, turn your light on." A patient, whose first name was evidently Sue, hit her call light and when we answered, she uncertainly said, "Um, this is Sue..?" We got a good laugh out of that, bless her heart!