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   I'm running away to PetSmart

   teeniebert replied to Purple_roses's topic in Nursing Humor

   ...and awful owners instead of irritating family
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   Funny things patients say !

   teeniebert replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

   Wow...correlation and causation are NOT the same thing,
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   Association of Camp Nurses

   teeniebert replied to nursepaula06's topic in Camp

   I joined ACN in 2012. Compass Point has tons of good information, and so does the Basics of Camp Nursing book. If there's ever a symposium in Detroit or Chicago I might go, but I can't afford the...
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   2014 camp work thread

   teeniebert replied to Alex Egan's topic in Camp

   I'm hoping to go back to Camp Anna Behrens and Camp Sakakawea, both Girl Scout camps operated by Girl Scouts of Michigan Shore to Shore. 2-3 weeks training, 6 weeks at Anna B., and 3 weeks at Saki....
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   You Know You're A Nurse If...

   teeniebert replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

   ...your tool box and sewing kit both have hemostats in
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   Hospital Errors 3rd Leading Cause of Death

   teeniebert replied to sapphire18's topic in General Nursing

   Amen.
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   What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

   teeniebert replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

   I knew a Justin Kace Lastname in college...It was 3 months before I realized his name was a pun...and his email sig included his full name so I saw it almost every day for a while...when it finally...
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   Urine laundry

   teeniebert replied to lawrencenurse's topic in Camp

   For problem odors (urine in particular) I put white vinegar in the fabric softener dispenser, then do an extra rinse. Arm & Hammer detergent also
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   Tragically idiotic

   teeniebert replied to Clementia's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

   Skipping Lasix so you won't have to make so many potty stops during a 7-hour car trip--great idea! I'd rather stop every half hour than end up spending 4 days in the hospital and 2 months in a SNF 7...
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    Harlem Shake - Nursing Style!

    teeniebert replied to pmabraham's topic in Nursing Humor

    [video=youtube_share;-sBexna-D_c]
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    Best one sentence handoff report

    teeniebert replied to emtb2rn's topic in Emergency

    I think this is my new favorite thread. I've worked in 2 LTC facilities. At the first I was on the subacute/rehab hall and I got used to a thorough report with dx, changes, vitals, etc. on each...
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    Soiled Scrubs Mid-Shift

    teeniebert replied to TheBlackDogWaits's topic in General Nursing

    When I worked in LTC I had a spare set of EVERYTHING in my locker--scrub pants and top, socks, shoes, and undies. I only ever had to use the shoes and socks (so I wouldn't wake everyone up squelching...
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    Cant believe the nurse did.....

    teeniebert replied to Daisy_08's topic in General Nursing

    What
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    Got "nurse face"? How'd you get it?

    teeniebert replied to Cinquefoil's topic in First Year After Licensure

    This is brilliant--do you mind if I use
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    What did you get for Christmas?

    teeniebert replied to Brian's topic in Nurses Rock

    A Keurig coffee maker. I'm the only one here who drinks coffee and I'd end up throwing away half a pot more often than not with my full-size coffeepot. Now I can make just what I need, and the...