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1. Nursing Student Unlawfully Removed from School

   abnurse replied to RobInAlabama's topic in General Nursing

   Rob, I truly know where you are at as I too have been through the prescribed nacrcotic mess and nursing school. My school tried to remove me, get me to take a year off, and then fail me. They could...

2. PrimeCare Medical? Anyone work for them?

   abnurse posted a topic in Correctional

   I have an interview with PrimeCare Medical and am wondering how they are to work for. Has anyone worked for them? I am considering the switch from ER to correctional nursing and would appreciate any...

3. Got any funny acronyms at your ER???

   abnurse replied to RNin92's topic in Emergency

   Anal glaucoma - can't see my a** coming to work

4. stupid er tricks

   abnurse replied to canoehead's topic in Emergency

   I have a few faves to add... 1. Guy and girl both had genital piercings and arrived via ems attached. Pretty funny to see 2 people on gurney. Nothing a wire cutter didn't help. 2. Had a pt. show...

5. Any idea what this is?

   abnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

   I will try to make this brief but am wondering if anyone has ever heard of this. My coworker started having vertigo 4 weeks ago then progressed into left arm ataxia, garbled speech, headaches,...

6. Underwear question

   abnurse replied to aegirl's topic in General Nursing

   Victoria's secret microfiber bikini's in tan or white. No ride, no crotch seam and very

7. Pt's C/O in the ER (funny)

   abnurse replied to ER-RN2's topic in Emergency

   The 25 yof c/o "I had a zit in my ear on Monday and I popped it and now my neck is swollen. Do you think the zit juice drained into my neck?" "Is your throat sore?" "yes" Same day another female in...

8. Funny Work Excuse

   abnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

   I heard a really good work excuse today... "I can't come in to work b/c I have anal glaucoma." "What is that?" "anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work" Anyone else have any good ones?...

9. What do I do...I witnessed pt. physical abuse

   abnurse replied to abnurse's topic in General Nursing

   I had a meeting with DON today with charge nurse present. Told exactly what I witnessed. They stated the other RN's story was almost identical to what I witnessed. I had to file an interdepartmental...

10. What do I do...I witnessed pt. physical abuse

    abnurse replied to abnurse's topic in General Nursing

    The patient was in a 90 degree position with her head bent down over the emesis basis, so he did not pull her into position but picked her up off the bed and slammed her into the back of the bed. We...

11. What do I do...I witnessed pt. physical abuse

    abnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    Help! Tonight I was assisting a nurse in dropping an NG tube. Patient was combative to the fact that it hurt. "Yes dear, they do hurt but we must do this since you took 70 or so miscellaneous...

12. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    abnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Had a 900# lady admitted during the night and I had the honor of cleaning her up the next day. While bathing her I had to lift skin folds to get the foulest smelling stink off her. I lifted her...