Funny Work Excuse

I heard a really good work excuse today...

"I can't come in to work b/c I have anal glaucoma."

"What is that?"

"anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work"

Anyone else have any good ones? :chuckle

I needed a great laugh today--thanks/hty.

:rotfl: cute!

I heard a really good work excuse today...

"I can't come in to work b/c I have anal glaucoma."

"What is that?"

"anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work"

Anyone else have any good ones? :chuckle

Great one, lol

I gatta see if I can use that one on my mom, she's my boss and will love it! Thanks!!!!

We actually had a nurse call in "tired". "I'm going to sleep for a few hours and then come in after I'm rested."

Gee, I'd call in every day if I could set my hours based on my fatigue level. :)

... "anal glaucoma...I can't see my butt coming to work"... :chuckle

Hahahahahaha!

" I can't come in today due to a child care problem! My inner child wants a day off!!!!"