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1. Nursing Banquet

   NOTEWORTHY replied to NOTEWORTHY's topic in General Nursing

   Thanks for the comments. I made the hats with white felt and black ribbon. I spiked a 1" styrofoam ball with green floral stem, wrapped the ball in green floral tape, then hot-glued the hat on the...

2. Nursing Banquet

   NOTEWORTHY posted a topic in General Nursing

   Every year the hospital where I work has a Nursing Clinical Advancement Banquet. This year I was called upon to assist with decorations. I searched high and low on the internet for ideas of...

3. Humorus List of Hospital Job Roles

   NOTEWORTHY posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   Years ago when I was doing clinicals for school, I came across this plaque hanging on the wall of an inpatient unit with a list of hospital jobs and their job roles (ie, Housekeeping, Respiratory...

4. Funny Names for Nurses

   NOTEWORTHY replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

   There was a doctor at the hospital where I work named Dr. Desvigne. We pronounced it Devine, but he corrected us with da-veen. Cute, he was

5. Name that part. Words patients use for their own anatomy.

   NOTEWORTHY replied to JEHORAPHA's topic in General Nursing

   I did have elderly female patient complain that her Susie was

6. Name that part. Words patients use for their own anatomy.

   NOTEWORTHY replied to JEHORAPHA's topic in General Nursing

   Eeewww!!!

7. Name that part. Words patients use for their own anatomy.

   NOTEWORTHY replied to JEHORAPHA's topic in General Nursing

   I had a male patient he had his left nut removed. My daughter's best friend's mother calls her breasts her 'girls.' Have also heard lady parts referred to as

8. Share Your Saying

   NOTEWORTHY replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

   How 'bout: flatter than pi$$ on a

9. Share Your Saying

   NOTEWORTHY replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

   How about when someone starts talking about something that has absolutely nothing to do with the current discussion: "What's that got to do with the price of tea in

10. Share Your Saying

    NOTEWORTHY replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    For those of you who have teens, you've probably heard this one: "Build a bridge and get over

11. Song lyrics that remind you of nursing...

    NOTEWORTHY replied to grace90's topic in Nursing Humor

    "Blinded by the light..." don't remember what group sings it. (night shift

12. Med Surg Question

    NOTEWORTHY replied to 987!'s topic in General Nursing

    I've been working med-surg for past 10 years, and I love it. The patients consist of all those patients that have had surgery that need to stay overnight postop or longer with the exception of those...

13. Share Your Saying

    NOTEWORTHY replied to angelique777's topic in Nursing Humor

    Here's some for you: SUPPORT (Elizabeth Foley) Friends in your life are like pillars on your porch: sometimes they hold you up and sometimes they lean on you. COMMUNICATION (Jimi Hendrix) Knowledge...

14. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    NOTEWORTHY replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have a funny story... I was taking care of this lil old lady, diabetic, bilateral AKA, HOH, and confused. She had really long fingernails that were curling over and embedding in the pads of her...

15. Call The Doctor

    NOTEWORTHY posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    At the hospital where I work, surgeons will consult a hospitalist or a medical physician for medical management of their patients while in the hospital. One physician that is frequently consulted for...