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  1. Hygiene Queen

    Fundies is killing me

    The tests killed me. I now got on the Evolve website and register as many text books as I can. You can find your school texts, find the subjects you are studying, and take practice NCLEX style...
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    Get through it without laughing - dare ya

    Yes. That was it. The guy is so earnest yet he's unintentionally funny... it's unintentional so it it's funny... It's a mix of over-earnestness, exaggerated facial expressions and his weenie voice......
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    Nursing Diagnosis- NO MORE??

    Wow, never heard the "consumer" thing before. I work in mental health, and we call them "patients"! I always say "patient" in my care plans, too. Again, I have never been corrected, and I'm sure it's...
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    Nursing Diagnosis- NO MORE??

    Are you kidding??? Why can't be both nurturing and science focused? How can you be an effective nurse without pathophysiology? What do the mighty want? Do they want to be just like medicine and have...
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    Nursing Diagnosis- NO MORE??

    While choosing the "correct" nursing diagnosis becomes easier, the more you do it (in school), the sad fact is... that one diagnosis does not really tell you anything. "Impaired Tissue Perfusion"...
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    Is it okay for a CNA to call herself a nurse?

    I strongly disagree. When I became an aide, waaaaaaaaay back in the day, the aides wore white from head to toe. We wore uniforms, not scrubs. We wore dresses and white stockings. We looked like...
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    Im doing my job,Im not part of your team

    *snort!*
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    is it wrong to sit on a patients bed?

    I do it when it just seems right. I used to do it all the time when I used to feed people in bed. The only problem I ever had was realizing the bed was wet :uhoh21: Anyway, I go with what my instincts...
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    worst death you've seen

    That is positively horrifying. Bless that child's heart. The sheer horror and panic of her last moments. I swear I felt it when I read that. And I don't think I could have gone on living had I been...
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    Dear new CNA's

    I think part of the problem with these questions, is that a lot of people don't bother to see if their question is answered in an older post first. I believe that is good forum "etiquette", I guess...
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    Expectations

    When I first started, I was chewed up and spit out. Made me work harder to prove myself. The first time I saw a "mess", it was a steaming hot BM dropped from a pt in a steaming hot shower room. I...
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    Dear new CNA's

    The smells don't last too long if they're are taken care of right away. How many of us have run around the facility tracking down "that smell"? lol It's like a game to figure out who did it or......
  13. I wear it up. Always. In fact, I'm so used to wearing it up, I never wear it down-- even outside of work. It drives me nuts to feel it on my neck! I wear red lipstick so I don't look like the dead...
  14. Yes, siree! My coworkers once took a picture of me with my butt in the air while swiping under the vending machine for a couple of quarters I usually found enough for a Snickers. Hey, if you don't...
  15. Before I was married and lived alone... *I was fortunate enough to live in a nice apartment that was dirt cheap (just got lucky on that!)... and it was within walking distance to work (not that gas...
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    Why is it everyone's favorite?

    Disliked OB. Disliked ICU. I like what everyone else loathes:
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    What will YOU do with your first "real" paycheck!?

    I'm going to shove it up the *** of my ex-husband.
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    Input really needed, pretty please

    1) what advice would you give to someone who has yet to be accepted into a nursing program? make sure you get your life organized. you cannot afford distractions. your family needs to understand...
  19. If you are good at handling pts who are escalating, then you would be great in psych. That ability is absolutely essential. If you have LTC experience, then gero psych would be perfect. I worked in...
  20. I think, sometimes, we need to think outside of what's "PC" to give certain patients reassurance... or work with the patient in
  21. Maybe the introduction of "sweet and nice" was something your instructor knew would be comforting to that particular patient. Just a
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    Am I still up for nursing?

    You get used to being on your feet. You don't ever sit. Good shoes, good socks... and, personally, I use support stockings (but I'm an old fart now). Bonus: you run around so much that you get a...
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    Funniest/strangest dementia patient stories

    *Turds perfectly rolled up and meticulously lined up along the edge of the sink. *The man who dismantled the drinking fountain. He also escaped and was found at the hot dog stand. *Two room mates...
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    Stupid Rules...

    I'm sorry. My post was poorly written. I was not implying that you thought CPR and the Heimlich were the same thing. I think everyone here knows the difference. I'm just here trying to decompress...
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    Stupid Rules...

    I'd quit. No way I'd stand by and let someone choke to death. No way I wouldn't start CPR if the pt were not a DNR. That just goes against the