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  1. Hygiene Queen

    What are the main things you can get written up for ?

    oh, katherine! how could you! shame! shame!
  2. Hygiene Queen

    Nursing is slavery Period!!!

    I don't like the toll it is taking on my mental health. I spent all day yesterday trying to recover from a shift from hell. I couldn't wake up. I couldn't follow conversation. I couldn't focus to...
  3. Hygiene Queen

    Why is there so much rudeness?

    You never give up, do you?
  4. Hygiene Queen

    5th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

    "I don't believe it! They're wearing their scrubs out in
  5. I graduated in July and I took the NCLEX in September. I needed time to catch my breath after nursing school! I went to Panera everyday to drink coffee and study. I would stay there for about 3 hours...
  6. A graduate nurse says, "Don't you want to get out of bed now, Mr. Crabb?" An experienced nurse say, "No more foolin' around, Mr. Crabb! Let's get crackin'!" A graduate nurse always carefully places...
  7. Hygiene Queen

    A rash of firings...

    LOL!!
  8. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    I have the feeling this is only going to get
  9. Hygiene Queen

    Did you have to brush your classmates teeth?

    When I became a CNA, we put hospital gowns on over our underwear and gave bedbaths(all girls and no per-care... lol). We also got to take turns being posied to a wheelchair and left for several hours...
  10. Hygiene Queen

    Nurse Call button misused once again

    Tired or not... There would be a
  11. Oh good!I cannot tell you how pleased I am that it worked for you too.That's why they called me The Hygiene Queen...
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    Seriously? A hospital is NOT a hotel.

    I would ask the patient to open their mouth so I can check. I do it all the time and I am long past worrying about offending anyone. What are they going to complain about? Me doing my job? It sucks...
  13. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    You better believe it, toots!
  14. Hygiene Queen

    Why many new grads don't find jobs....

    Don't you have to do "CNA work" in your clinical? The "CNA's work" is your work. I don't know, but I wonder if you haven't already been slapped in a bun with a side of fries, because with an attitude...
  15. Yaaaay! Whoooooooopeeeeeee! It worked! Uh... Which one? Curiosity has grabbed
  16. Hygiene Queen

    Death stories?

    Bump! One night, when my grandmother was in the hospital, my grandfather was at home and having great difficulty sleeping. At 3:00am, he was startled to hear his name being called. It sounded like...
  17. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    I thought it was because they were jealous of the nurse's youth, beauty and superior
  18. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    lol Hey, I was just putting the thought out there that the storyteller (in class) didn't get the story right because she didn't understand the difference. Even urban legends may have some basis in...
  19. Hygiene Queen

    Nursing listed as 4th on a list of fun jobs.

    What they don't tell people is that THAT is the hardest associate's degree to get
  20. Hygiene Queen

    Nursing listed as 4th on a list of fun jobs.

    Wheelchair races! Saline flush fights! Glove balloons! Call light disco lights! Scavenger hunt: Find-the-Tech! Wild and crazy doo-doo misadventures! It's fun! It's exciting! It's all the narcotics you...
  21. Hygiene Queen

    Is $49,000.00 too much for ADN program?

    Um... That's the cost of a
  22. Don't forget psych admissions. God only knows that's like the Black Mark of Death. One a resident comes to us, we have a heck of time finding them
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    Military Time

    No kidding? That's where I first learned it (in a nursing home). They made the switch to military time while I was there and it took getting use to... but then I realized how much more sense it made....
  24. I returned to the nursing home, that I had worked at for 11 years as an aide, in hopes of getting a job. I hadn't been there in about 12 years, but was so fond of it and always wanted to return. I got...
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    Military Time

    I thought military time was the professional standard everywhere. If not, it should be. It just makes sense. If someone can't figure it out then I wonder what else they can't figure out. It's not...