ozoneranger

ozoneranger

Acute post op ortho

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  1. "The union morans think it is ok to pay someone to take smoke breaks all day." Hahahaha...she misspelled moron ......hahahahaha Need I say
  2. Will you work during a Pandemic?

    I won't be working, & I sure as heck won't be taking the vaccine. Doesn't anybody remember the swine flu.....how many people died from that vaccine? No, thank you. I'll wash my hands & stay...
  3. Which drug handbook do you suggest?

    The thing I dislike about the print version is, by the time they hit the shelves, they're outdated. Most programs out there update new info on a weekly basis, so you always have access to the latest...
  4. And there it is. Just when you think it's safe to say "I've seen it all." When, where, how did they find the time, the place, to get away with this sort of
  5. Which drug handbook do you suggest?

    http://www.epocrates.com/
  6. I don't say "seen it/heard it all" anymore. Nope. Jinx. Every
  7. I once took care of a heroin addict that could hit her own veins when our best lab personnel couldn't. She would take a needle, dig around & hit blood every time. Freaked me out. I don't do...
  8. Flattened out into the cup, about 4
  9. I once took care of a young man (a really good looking young man) who was vaccinating some cattle when he tripped & fell. The needle he was using was attached to a hose & tank on his back....
  10. Ewwww!!!! I'll never forget this one woman who came in with an infected bite on her abdomen, it was deep red & huge. So my husband (he's a PA, I worked for him years ago) decided to lance the...
  11. I don't seem to draw the kind of patient that leaves you their entire fortune. I draw weirdo's. I had a patient tell me all about how he 'caught' diabetes from a blood transfusion with too much sugar...
  12. This isn't gross, but it was unique. I admitted a man after he was involved in a MVA. When I did his skin assessment I noticed he had a tattoo of a rattle snake...the tail was just above his sternal...
  13. Dangerous nurses

    The nurse I wrote about scared me ********. we worked together for 6 months and in that time I caught her: 1. Trying to put a dislodged NG tube back down with the feeding pump still running (she tried...
  14. Dangerous nurses

    I went into our DON's office to turn in a write up on a nurse...the DON pulled out a huge 3 ring binder & added mine to all the others. Dangerous didn't even begin to describe this idiot. In the...
  15. 265 questions

    Congratulations!!!:up:
  16. Completely and totally disgusted.

    Lawyer up & consider going to the local media. There have been people who posted their situation on you tube & the story gets picked up on the news. Call your state representatives too. If you...
  17. I can start IV's, set up intricate forms of traction & remodel a house. But I can't make coffee to save my ass. I'm an excellent cook, grill, smoke, bake....anything you want, unless it's...
  18. Background Check ran on Dementia Resident

    Karma ought to pay for this rotton individuals personal information & post it all over town...... I mean, it's, like....ok.....ain't
  19. Infection Control Nursing

    I worked in a hospital that conducts infection control clinical trials. Nurses worked directly for the MD's doing research, teaching (staff, patients, family....). Because their scope of work focused...
  20. First Travel Assignment :(

    I don't know how you can be expected to do your job without the necessary structural framework. Are the facility employed nurses related to Silvia
  21. Ever have a patient have a crush on you?

    I had a young paraplegic fall for me. Thanks to the facility I worked for, my first & last name were both displayed on my badge. So, he was able to get my phone # & address out of the phone...
  22. Stress related near breakdown

    I wish you all the best, remember to eat well, rest lots & laugh. Laugh, a lot. Look for the humor in everyday life, it's there. Your doctor is there to help, see him we you need to. We are here...
  23. First Travel Assignment :(

    No MAR? Did you receive any sort of inservice before you hit the floor? I wish you the best, remember to document everything, just hope for improvement there, or a new assignment in 12
  24. nurse manager was rude to me

    Um, because her nail polish wasn't dry? I actually looked into our clinical mgr's office window one day & she was PAINTING HER TOENAILS & TALKING ON THE PHONE. Meanwhile, we had 6 total cares...
  25. First Travel Assignment :(

    Some of the best nurses I ever worked with were travelers. I do recall some of our staff were angry that our hospital would pay for a contract to get 1 traveler, when the same money would get us 2 or...