AngelfireRN

AngelfireRN MSN, RN, APRN

med-surg, psych, ER, school nurse-CRNP

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  1. Do some kids ever just IRK you ?

    Been there, done that. Happens to the best of us. Sometimes your personalities just do NOT mesh. Hang in there, you're a good nurse. You're not the only one it ever happened
  2. Mine used to be, "You can't scare me, I work psych!" But I'll be danged if I can do more than check the oil level in my car. If y'all ever see my car on the side of the road and see my feet sticking...
  3. HELP!! What to put on resume after being unjustly FIRED?

    I was recently terminated as well, for "asking too many questions". On my job apps I write "will discuss at interview". I have had 3 so far. Good luck to you, honey, and remember, what goes around,...
  4. "No, we don't have samples of every single medication you take. One of the abx I just ordered for you is on the $4 list at Wal-Mart and has been around since God was a boy. THAT's why we don't have...
  5. "And it's all going to be your fault"

    You don't know how much I needed to hear that.
  6. Been thinking about this for a while. If I had to pick a song that described my LIFE, it'd be "Welcome To My Life" by Simple Plan To describe my attitude towards the profession, I think of the group...
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l06M-dsQf3Q
  8. Oh and as for my former boss- "Gives You Hell" by the All American Rejects, but that's another story for another
  9. Hi guys, I had this posted in the General forum, but as I am a new grad NP, I want some APN feedback as well, if y'all don't mind. I apologize for the length. I just graduated as an NP in December....
  10. Freaky Things

    When my GM got burned in a house fire, she got MRSA and was hospitalized for treatment. GM had always been sharp as a tack, and she was a pistol-ball to boot, we had a heck of a time with her....
  11. "I did not give you the pneumonia, I only diagnosed you. I prescribed you the medicine to make you well, and I TOLD you that it might be more than a week before you were completely well, and that you...
  12. "I'm sorry, Ma'am, I can't cure stupidity, and you seem to have that in spades." To the woman who came in, wilder than a buck, insisting that the medicine her sister took would work wonders for her...
  13. Firstly, I would like to thank Angie for trying to keep the peace. Several times over, in fact. Secondly, I would like to say, this is a vent thread, about what you would LIKE TO SAY TO PATIENTS....
  14. does anyone know what 7 variables of a symptom are?

    In Nursing AND NP college we used the OLD CART mnemonic mentioned above. Good
  15. 93 questions

    Mine cut off at 90 and I passed, don't sweat
  16. I never thought about it like that, but it makes sense. No flames here. And I have always said to he** with HIPAA, and always will. Stupidest piece of legislature I've ever heard of in my life. If...
  17. "And it's all going to be your fault"

    Ain't it always the
  18. "And it's all going to be your fault"

    Had another one today... Older man comes in, said that he was told no more refills on his "nerve pills" until he had bloodwork. Says he just had bloodwork done at his cardiologist 2 1/2 months ago and...
  19. Rules for the ER (long)

    As a new NP, I'll second that. Wanna come work with me? Your outlook and mine together would make for a very good
  20. "And it's all going to be your fault"

    Yep, cell phone, permed hair, acrylic nails, the works. And my dentist wonders why I grind my
  21. "And it's all going to be your fault"

    Who's borderline, that
  22. "And it's all going to be your fault"

    So do I. But when you have back to back parents come in DEMANDING IV fluid for their kids who are better hydrated than I am for no good reason, you collaborate with the NP that sees them and decide as...
  23. BED?!?!?! What do you mean, BED?!?!?! That costs extra, you
  24. "Sweetheart, that medicine don't work in the bottle." When the b/p is still sky high and they got the script filled, but don't take it. "Through THAT door, 1st on the right, when you see white...
  25. "And it's all going to be your fault"

    Thank you for being a breath of sane air. BTW, I'm having that quote of yours put on a shirt. I hope you don't mind! I nearly ruptured something laughing at