VivaLasViejas ASN, RN

LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych

Once a nurse, always a nurse!

Long Term Care Columnist / Guide

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    Funny things they say....

    The food at the last nursing home I worked in was so unappetizing, I used to joke that I should check in for about 6 months and have no access to any other food---I'd lose 100 pounds fast. One male...
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    fun: what does this photo say to you?

    "I've got the med pass from Hell and the state surveyors want to follow ME around all
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    What is fecal texture?

    (tears squirting from eyes as hysterical laughter wakes up everybody in the house)
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    Is it like this everywhere?

    I'm sorry to hear acute-care nursing has gotten so much worse since I left the hospital for good back in 2005. Back then, I didn't see how it could get worse; I'd been treated better in the...
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    can patients keep their underpants on for surgery

    The visuals on that one are just too funny,
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    Changing MDS jobs/advice welcome

    Your work quality will speak for itself. Don't worry about the NKOTB trashing you---people will soon see her for what she is and dismiss anything she says as BS. I think your reputation will survive...
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    Vent! Floor v. ED

    I'm not an ER nurse, but even I can tell you there was probably a really good reason---trauma pt coming in, someone crashed, visitor/family member out-of-control, etc.---for what happened. I sincerely...
  8. Hi, Kate! I've been on vacation and just saw this a few minutes ago. All I can say is, you are a kindred spirit and I know there is a special place in nursing that is just for you. God bless you, and...
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    Grunting baby...

    The term 'retractions' (spelled 'refraction' in the OP) scares me when it comes to little babies, because it indicates respiratory distress, and the grunting is NOT good. Tiny babies=tiny airways, and...
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    Customer Service? Maybe on your home planet.

    When health care became a
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    Customer Service? Maybe on your home planet.

    I can usually head the rude ones off at the pass by killing 'em with kindness.....and when that doesn't work, I simply say, "You know, I'm a person too, and I respond much better to 'please' and...
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    Job-Hopping in Nursing...How detrimental is it?

    There is more than one school of thought on this issue. Personally, I'm an ADN with 14 years under my belt, and I've held 8 different jobs during that time, never staying in one place more than 30...
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    No creativity in nursing? Hah!

    Now that's a great use for those........I buy 'em for my grandsons to play with every year, and they either just try to eat them or pull them apart. I've seen that done with bed rails, BTW; it's...
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    not physically strong enough to be a CNA...

    I was 35 when I first tried a CNA job, and it almost ended my dream of becoming a nurse because I physically could not keep up with the younger, fitter, thinner girls, who were hossing around 12...
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    No creativity in nursing? Hah!

    Whoever thinks nursing isn't creative has never worked in long-term care, where there is an overabundance of problems and a perennial shortage of funding to solve them. We use Foleys as G-tubes. We...
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    Alcoholism: disease or choice?

    OK, you've had your say. Now you get to listen to mine. Try as I might, I just can't wrap my mind around this blanket generalization, because according to you, I don't deserve to be a nurse. I...
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    Skin tear in Assisted Living

    Your company should have a wound care protocol and standing orders signed by a doctor or other licensed practitioner. If not, you need to obtain them yourself, because without an order you're...
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    Things that make you go hmmm...

    I think it means you probably ought to stay where you are.....if they are jerking you around BEFORE you come on board, one can only imagine what they'll do once you've signed on the dotted line. Just...
  19. boy, do i hear you on that one! i'm fat and sedentary too (although i'm not pale thanks to the teensy drop of hispanic blood running through my veins:lol2:), and i'm sure i'll be right there...
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    Becoming a nurse at 40?

    And how old will you be in that same amount of time if you DON'T become a nurse? I was 38 when I graduated, and while my floor-nursing days were probably numbered from the beginning, I managed to...
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    medicaid cutbacks: what changes do you see in ltc

    It's really bad in the assisted living communities now. It's next to impossible to get a Medicaid patient admitted to the hospital unless they're up to both hips in the grave. I've lost track of the...
  22. That's a great question, and my answer would be to involve the hospital's ethics committee and CPS. It doesn't make sense that the parents of this child can have it both ways---full code with no...
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    night shift supervisor with no oncall back up

    All I have to say is RUN---do not walk---away from this dangerous and unsustainable work situation while you still have a
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    HHa's in assisted living

    I'm a DNS in assisted living, and I can tell you that caregiving is hard, hard work: if people think it's "laid-back", they're not doing it right. However, it's also very rewarding in a lot of ways,...
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    When should hospice discussion begin?

    Growing up with a grandmother who had been a nursing student during the First World War, I formed my own attitudes toward death early on, and have never found much reason to alter them in the 40-plus...