FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Henh, I have a friend here who needs some help now. This is Homer, and he went to grab a chew of his tobacco, and got into the wrong
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Well now I need some help er advice.Please read my message N help me
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Well hi there. Whadja say bout sponges? 'hain't they used fer washin'
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    OH please help me, My doctor told me What can I
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I love your responses,
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Well that's a terrible thing to do to such a famous person as
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    10 year old died after I performed CPR

    FranEMTnurse replied to MjHudd's topic in General Nursing

    Oh my dear, I feel so bad for you. what a horrible experience. I know you will never forget this, but if it's any comfort to you at all, I know you did your level best in this case. You are a very...
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh thank ya Dave. That's so mutch
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    My Life with a Nurse: A Man's Perspective

    FranEMTnurse replied to StatBlues's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh them
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Do ya get em fully done on both sides before tossing em
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    June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Yikes! are you sure you're a CNA and not a grounds
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    allnuisances

    FranEMTnurse replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank ya mah
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    PDN and boundaries

    FranEMTnurse replied to quickkarma's topic in Private Duty

    I am the recipient of private duty nursing care, and I love my caregivers. They are both friendly and professional, and they also provide the services I request, including taking me to Church. Maybe...
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    Favorite sayings

    FranEMTnurse replied to NursesRmofun's topic in Nursing Humor

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    June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Are you nervous about the quality of care you're going to
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    June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    New tools? They scare
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    When I was a nurses aide in a nursing home, I cared for a lady with advanced cancer of the left breast. I can still see that honeycombed scene of where the cancer had eaten most of her breast away....
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    Favorite sayings

    FranEMTnurse replied to NursesRmofun's topic in Nursing Humor

    Only believe half of what you read in the
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    June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I don't want to lose the hair on my
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    June 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    What're you gonna do to me with that grass
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    Favorite sayings

    FranEMTnurse replied to NursesRmofun's topic in Nursing Humor

    Pred med made me FAT FLAT & FLOPPY BUT I'm FREE AS THE BREEZE AND I DO AS I PLEASE But only
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I did have 4 bottom teeth left when the oral surgeon decided to pull those 4. I was sorry he did, because I could have had partials on the bottom jaw and still be able to wear my dentures. However,...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

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    Nurses Share 10 Critical Tips They Never Learned in Nursing School

    FranEMTnurse replied to Rasmussen University's topic in General Nursing

    How true. I believe we learn more by being on the job than in the classroom which is an area to learn the basics of
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    Favorite sayings

    FranEMTnurse replied to NursesRmofun's topic in Nursing Humor

    I love to see docs